Linkluver13's Stories

A great Adventure ahead of us

2008-07-08T15:33:15Z

hi I’m Linkluver13, and in case you acctually read my crapily written stories, I have something to say that even if you DO read my stories you probably don’t care about! I’m going to tweak this sequel and the following ones so it’s not so much a narrator telling the story, but Laura herself! well, sorry about this pointless announcement! Luv ya!
_Linkluver13
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“Hi… um… You must be Link huh?”

“Yup, that’s me! I’m just getting ready to leave and you better start getting ready too.”

“Ready to go where?”

“No one ever told you?”

“Nope.”

“Hyrule is in danger. I have been summoned to defeat the evil, ZANT !!!!!!”

“So? What does that have to do with me?”

“I have asked my friend Talon, to find some one to help me out so I don’t ahve such a hard time doing this. He has given himself the appearance of a young boy so he does not stick out. In your world, he is better known as Troy.”

“But why me?”

Laura meets Link

2008-05-17T22:48:33Z

Laura woke up the next morning and she was afriad that when she opened her eyes that they wouldn’t open again. But, cautiously, she began to pry her eyes apart with her fingers. As she found that her eyes didn’t acctually need help anymore and that they would open on their own she opened her eyes.

The woman who had spoken to me the morning before appeared out of the doorway and greeted me. She was a busty woman with a kind face.

“So you finally woke up, I thought you would never come to your senses! My name is Dolly!”

“Where is the boy that met me in the forest?” Laura asked.

He is in the other room waiting for you to wake up. His name is Link.”

Laura went into the other room so she could acctually get a good look at Link. She had only gotten a short glimps of him when he saved her in the forest, right before she fell asleep.

“Hi!” said Link in a quiet voice. Then he turned away and went back to his training.

Book idea #2: Stephanie's Story

2008-04-22T16:29:39Z

“MOTHER!! YOUR RUINING MY LIFE !” Stepanie exclaimed as she slammed the door to her room behind her. “YEAH! AND HOW WILL YOU FEEL WHEN YOUR OLD AND WRINKLY AND YOU WAKE UP WITHA TATOO ON YOUR BOOB !” her mother shouted back. “I DIDN ’T ASK TO GET A TATOO ! i JUST WANT A LITTLE LIP PEIRCING LIKE TINA HAS ! Tina ans Stepanie had been best friends since they were practically in diapers. The only problem was that Stepanie always wnated to be exactly like Tina. “YOUR WHOLE WORLD DOESN ’T REVOLVE AROUND TINA YOU KNOW !”Unfortunaely, Stepanie’s mom knew her need to be just like Tina. “I’M CALLING TINA !” and she picked up her phone and dialed Tina’s number. “Hello” said a deep voice. It was Tina’s totally hot older brother. And, just like always, Stephanie forze of fear and hung up the phone. She would call back in about ten minutes to see if someone else would pick up. Fortunately she didn’t have to. Tina called and said, “heey you wanna come for the night at my house?”
Be right over, I have a lot to tell you!”

Book idea #1: The Robbery

2008-04-22T16:17:11Z

Here is my first story idea!

“What in the name of the great Lord above is going on?!?” Martha exclaimed as she was rushing around, trying to get ready for work. “Everything is gone! My hairbrush, my toothbrush, my clothes, everything!” Martha said still searching around the bathroom for her toothbrush. “Well they couldn’t have just disappeared madame, could they?” The butler said with no expression at all. “This is no time for joking, I’ve been robed and your smart enough to figure that out!” Martha said now very angry and annoyed. “Well we’ll just have to run down to the police station to get a dedetive I guess. Rupert, go down to the police station, report the robbery and tell them to get Ms. Martha the finest detective they have tell them all my things are gone. I would go myself, but I can’t go anywhere in my nightgown.”
“Be back before you know it madame.” And Rupert her butler was off to the police staion.

Please help with ideas for my new book!

2008-04-22T16:05:18Z

Hey fellow ficleteers! I have decided to write a book! In my following sequels to this pointless ficlet, I have come up with a few beginnings to this book I would like to write. Please I beg of you! Read, rate, comment and please be brutal I could use the criticism. Also, if you have any ideas on books I could write about I could use every Idea out there in one the dedline fir all ratings, comments and ideas is may 22nd. One month from now. well, bye!

Poo

2008-04-13T00:48:43Z

poopy poo poooooooooooooooooooooo i like pooooo popopopopopopopopopo

When Life Gives You Lemons... Throw Them At Monkeys!!!!!!!!

2008-04-11T20:08:37Z

“Awwwww! Look at the cute little monkeys! Em, wasn’t the zoo a good idea?”

“Wonderful.” Said Em sarcatically.

“You don’t have to feel so down.”

“I wouldn’t be so down if I had some rocks to throw at these buggers.”

As she said that lemons started falling out of the sky.

“These are good too!”

Then Em started throwing the lemons at the monkeys.

“This is fun! Come on Beth, you know you wanna! Said Em in a taunting manor.

“Fine”

They were now both throwing lemons at the monkeys!

Poo poo, the sequel tot he smelly challange

2008-04-10T00:50:39Z

I smell feet
I smell sweat
I smell other gross things
People running, screaming
Running from you
Because you smell like poo
Running, running, running,
Running from you
Just to let you know,
You smell like poo

The pricipals car. (Sequel to the set sentence challange.)

2008-04-10T00:39:05Z

“It’s not like anyone’s ever gonna know what we did, I mean, who’d ever suspect us? It was only meant to be a harmless senior prank for the principal. Anyway, he’ll probably only suspect the kids that get in trouble. We never get in trouble!”

“That’s true.” said Madison, my friend/ex-bf

The principal came up to them and asked them if they knew who put his car on the roof.

I said, “What does it matter? Just get it down and get it done with!

They never did get in trouble for what they did.

But at least life went on for them…

Bella and her monkey, response to sentence challange

2008-04-10T00:31:53Z

“Don’t mess with me, I’m a demon. I will rearange your face!”
I said to Bella as I walked down the hallway.”

“I have a monkey named Sean and I will bring him in and tell him to fling poo at your head.”

“Is that the best you got?”

I never acctually did anything to her face and she never acctually brought in her monkey to fling poo at me.

But nobody knew why.

Another seqel to the sentence challange.

2008-04-10T00:22:12Z

“It’s not like anyone’s ever gonna know what we did, I mean, who’d ever suspect us?” Brad said to his monkey Sean. “I mean, so we sprayed a little bit of paint onto the walls! The teachers will never guess it was us!”

“Are you kidding? Your dead meat!” Said Sean.
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At least life went on for them. (VERY FORTUNATELY !)

Sequel to the Set Sentence Challange!

2008-04-09T23:45:46Z

“I knew it was a bad idea when he wanted to paint my portrait with mayonaise!” Jamie said to her monkey, Sean as she was doing her make-up for the monthly school dance. “Who needs Madisin anyway? I am so over him! I just gonna go to the dance and have fun with my friends.

At the dance…

Madison came up to Jamie…

“Hey Jamie, I’m really sorry about what happened between us, and I was hoping we could get back to where we were.”

“Get off of me!”

“Ugh! If he ever tries to touch me again, I’ll shoot him!”

Sequel to Elsha's mirror challange

2008-04-09T00:30:30Z

Mirrors have become my enemy
When ever I look into a mirror
I see nothing
I feel nothing
I hear nothing
And I never look in a mirror anymore
When I see a mirror, everything goes dark
I can’t see when I’m blind
Because I never see a mirror
I never look so good
People laugh and stare
But I am prepared
To tell them of my blindness
And my fear of mirrors
They laught laugh and laugh some more
They think it is not true
Though I tell them and tell them again
That the mirror is my enemy

Get her out of there!

2008-04-09T00:14:26Z

Justin; “How is this no a big deal? This is the biggest deal there will ever be, Laura’s mom is coming home in 1 hour so please tell me what your going to tell her! Your daughter is stuck inside the TV? Yep that’‘l work if you want to go to jail!Or worse, if you want to die!

“Hmmm… I never thought about that one. Well, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens.

Justin stared at Troy with his mouth wide open in wow.

“Wait and see! WAIT AND SEE ! Are you joking? Get her out of there!”

“Impossible, to get out she must complete the game.”

Meanwhile in the game…

Laura is sleeping at about 10 a.m. As she wakes up, she tries to open her eyes, but she cannot.

“Ahhhhhhh! What’s going on?”

The voice of a woman with a deep tone started to chuckle as Laura was panicking and screaming.

“Don’t worry it is just the medicine we gave you that is keeping your eyes shut so tight. It will ware off in a few hours so just try yo get some rest.

“Oh okay.”

Laura drifted back to sleep.

Eddy the Eggplant

2008-04-08T23:55:31Z

Wow can you believe that there have benn 28 sequels to a pointless ficlet that I posted that time? And 29 after i post this one. Thank you everyone, even if you only did one seqel, it is quite an honor to have 29 seqels on your crappy story!(LOL) Well, happy ficleting! And here we go!
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I am Eddy the Eggplant! I sit here on the the shelf every day staring at the eggs on the shelf above, but they never even know that I am there. I think it’s time I went up there and talked to them. I know! I will climb up there and say hello. Well, that’s exactly what Eddy did, but when he got up there he was so tired that he fell over. When he fell over he whiped out half of the egg population. Pie lady opens the fridge to get eggs for her pie crust and she sees the eggplant on top of the eggs.) “Frank, did you smash the eggs with the eggplant again?”