2007-05-26T21:02:53Z http://ficlets.com/feeds/author/meyer_kulper <p>So I&#8217;m at the altar, right?</p> <p>And there&#8217;s this monkey, right?</p> <p>Quite nice, really. Right?</p> <p>And he&#8217;s got these guys standing on each side of him, right?</p> <p>Like kinda holding him upright, right?</p> <p>Y&#8217;know the type. Ties, bananas &#8230; the full kit, right?</p> <p>Anyway. Right. So I have to choose, like Now, y&#8217;know?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/404 2007-03-15T09:27:57Z 2007-05-26T21:02:53Z Meyer Kulper http://ficlets.com/authors/meyer_kulper <p>As Jason reached in to the lawn mower, intent on retrieving the damp mass of grass which had been clogging the outlet, he wondered if, perhaps, he ought not be leaving the machine running.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/403 2007-03-15T09:07:17Z 2008-04-25T03:05:22Z Meyer Kulper http://ficlets.com/authors/meyer_kulper