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  <title>There Is No Cat's Stories</title>
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  <updated>2007-06-30T14:52:44Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Numbers Game</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Dva. Nul. Chetyri. Dva. Devyat.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;His pencil scratched the piece of paper. The signal on the radio was strong tonight.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Tri. Shest&amp;#8217;. Raz. Vosem. Nul.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Probably just another drop. Microfilm, usually, although there were CDs almost as often lately.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Pyat&amp;#8217;. Raz. Sem&amp;#8217;. Nul. Nul.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;After 20 years, he was getting tired of the game. He liked his neighbors, their friendliness. His kids played baseball in Little League. He was getting a little soft in his middle age. Back at the Tsentr, they had warned him about this. &amp;#8220;We&amp;#8217;ve invested too much in you to let you go easily, you know. Go native, but never forget, you belong to us.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Devyat. Raz. Tri. Chetyri. Dva.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;It was a strain. It would be so much easier to let go, blend in. Not that the work was strenuous. How hard can it be to pick up a package in a hollow tree, after all? Still, he had his doubts.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The numbers stopped. He pulled out his one-time pad and went to work.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;He gasped and dropped the pencil. Not this mission. Not now. He had so much to lose.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2007-03-20T16:19:02Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-30T14:52:44Z</updated>
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      <name>There Is No Cat</name>
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    <title type="text">Always with the monkeys</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The monkeys told me I&amp;#8217;d find you here,&amp;#8221; she said.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Always with the monkeys. Damned things just couldn&amp;#8217;t keep their mouths shut. Nosy, smelly, and now they were spying on me. At least they weren&amp;#8217;t chihuahuas.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Ah, okay. Did they mention what I was doing?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Well, they said something about a welding torch and a jar of peanuts, but I don&amp;#8217;t think they knew what you were using them for.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Good thing, too. If word ever got out, there would be hell to pay, especially after last time.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m not sure what you&amp;#8217;re using them for, either.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m just playing around. Experimenting. Just a little idea I had. Most experiments fail, and this one likely will too.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Well, I just wanted to let you know that dinner will be ready in an hour, so don&amp;#8217;t be late. You know how the monkeys get.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The monkeys. Always with the monkeys&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;At least they weren&amp;#8217;t chihuahuas.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2007-03-18T14:56:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-01T20:07:49Z</updated>
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      <name>There Is No Cat</name>
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