fluffy wolfman's Stories

Almost There, Almost There.

2008-03-31T05:16:27Z

Running through the house, running down the stares,
she only has no cares, Almost there, almost there,

ready for the party, fixing up her hair,
he’s her only care, almost there, almost there,

getting in the car, he’s got a drink to share,
she refuses his drunken offer, almost there, almost there,

a sober princess, drunk driver, such a lovely pair,
going to a party, almost there, almost there,

what’s this? poor thing, he’s lost his seeming glare,
they run into a tree, almost there, almost there,

on the road, she sees no future, as she blankely stares,
as she’s lifted into the peaceful air, almost there, almost there.

Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 12!!!!!

2008-01-06T06:06:03Z

WHERE AM I GOING ?!?!? ...... I…... Don’t…..... KNOW !!!!!! I was scared out of my wits! Clowns everywhere!!!!! THUR ’S THE PLOT !!!!! I QUICKLY SAID , “USAGI, TRANSFORM INTO SAILOR MOON !” She did so….. but something was different….... Maybe it was the monkey tail, maybe, it was the monkey eyes…. such gorgeous eyes…. they glistened in the sun… suddenly as I was walking blissfully in the euphoria of my attraction toward monkeys…. when I fell in some mud….

End?

YOU CAN ’T HANDLE THE END !!!!

SEARCHING FOR A PLOT IN A PLOTLESS STORY 10 DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!!

2007-12-08T03:53:39Z

HOW EPIC IS THIS ?? SO MANY GERBILS SURROUNDING AUSTRALIA !!!! “THERE’S THE PLOT !!!” I SCREAMED !!!! WHY CAN ’T I GET OUT OF CAPS LOCK ?? BREATH BREATH oh… found it… ANYWAYS !!! I felt suspicious, maybe it was the fact that I was in Tokyo, England…. or maybe it was that there were rabbit corpses everywhere…. or maybe…. THERE WAS PENUT BUTTER ON MY NOSE !!!! I panicked…. I ran around in circle the suddenly Paris Hilton was caught doin DWI again…... THEN ELVIS MORPHED INTO A POUND PUPPY AND TOOK OVER ANTARCTICA !!!!

IS THERE AN END ??

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Maybe the title will help us find out.
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forget it.
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it’s cold…...
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Depression

Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 9

2007-11-08T00:58:23Z

So there I was, Barbie dolls EVERYWHERE !
Running through the woods I was,
Basking in the ambience of
Flies Dropping Like a sack of potatos
“HOW MANY ?” said Elvira, Mistress of the dark, as many as u can dream of time and time again…... LIP GLOSS FILLING THE area around me enclosed in this… this….. COINPURSE !!!!
in a ratio, 50% of Americans like to do the Cha-Cha down the street in
pretty pink tu-tus!!!
BORN FREE AS FREE AS CHICKEN FRIED BEANIE WEENIES !!!!!
“THOSE BEANIE WEENIES HAVE TO WAIT COLINAL !” said academy award winning actress Sissy Spacek…. THERE ’S THE PLOT ! sitting there, on the park bench! I was so mesmerised by the glow of 1 billion bunnies! I had to get out of there!

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Butterfly….

Awkward Death Poem (just the last part I think is funny)

2007-10-26T03:14:10Z

Hungry.
Cupcake.
Bite.
Chew.
Swallow.
Choke.
Caugh.
Choke.
Panic.
Fall.
Eyes roll back.
Turns pale.
Heart stops.
Dead.
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Twitch…

waitng

2007-10-26T03:10:30Z

She falls into the unknown, waiting…
She walks through the dark, waiting…
She watches their every move, waiting…
waiting….

Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 6

2007-10-26T03:06:50Z

“THUR SHE BLOWS !!!” said Captain Overdrive the III as we were driving in our giant big toe then we stepped on something… was it, Red perhaps? no it felt more like a marshmallow to me, but then JUST THEN did I see the plot, that pesky little booger ran off as a swarm of sheep were flying right above us! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN FIFTY OF THEM ! Quickly I knew that this giant pig would never give up so then I threw football and it hit Britney Spears right in the kisser! I knew this wasn’t the end…..

THE END .
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a little lower…..
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or is it???
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DUN DUN DUN !!!!

Paint Your Life

2007-10-26T02:56:27Z

Life is anything you want it to be, paint it your favorite color! Fall into the black abiss of tomorrow hoping the new day will come tomorrow! You are the one true painter in this canvas you have called your own. You have control. Keep falling into the abiss and call me in the morning!

I'm sowwy

2007-10-26T02:53:11Z

sniff sniff I’ve been neglecting my friends….. I want that to stop, I haven’t even been on ficlets in forever! WILL YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME ??

I feel like a fourwheeler.....

2007-07-26T17:32:31Z

“Get in the back ‘hun let’s go to the docter!” Jake said as he was helping his oversized wife in the back of the truck, “I can’t fit in a seat in a truck, I’m in the back! I FEEL LIKE A FOURWHEELER !! I’m not that or any other large vehicle in the back of the truck! I’m simply obese! so what if I’m like 500 pounds over weight…. ok, some things do need to change….” thought Cara.

Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 4

2007-07-01T22:00:54Z

Berries and cream berries and cream berries and creeeeaaaam!!! I yelled as I plunged off the mountain of Gumdrop Buttons! I woke up straight into the pool of fountain pens when some cows yelled at me to get off their property when I saw it…. the plot! I could tell this would be the final showdown in Saint Monicha’s Catholic high school for girls….. But then he ran away… ugh I sighed as I ate my chicken noodle soup unwillingly, but it’s not my fault I pressed the easy button and office supplies came out of the sky, then I saw it….. BLUE !!!!

THE END !!!!

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day in the life of a werewolf

2007-06-26T23:25:56Z

I know being a werewolf is cool and you can do cool stuff but sometimes it just simply sucks royally I mean come on, I have horrible luck, I can’t eat crawfish without getting tobasco in my eye, I have to recite spells to keep the luck, and I am nocturnal! I can’t sleep!!! but other than that I am pretty content with my life!

Seeing and taking action

2007-06-26T08:13:35Z

Jay looked out his window and saw a beautiful couple talking and even though he couldn’t hear them he wished they would stop fighting…. He shut his blinds and then felt a sharp pain on his cheek, the woman hit the man…...

Shaye looked out her window and saw the same couple fighting and so she sang… and she sang… and she sang….. and right where they were standing the couple romanically kissed each other…..

Searching for a plot in a plotless story 2

2007-06-16T23:30:19Z

I was digging in the vollyball court looking once again for that fiendish plot of my story when I heard a cry for help…. YES ! it was a magical grape! so then I walked straight into a mud pit… but this wasn’t mud at all it was GLUE !!! DUN DUN DUN !!!! but then at the nick of time I ate more cereal but that didn’t help so then I fell out of that very plane but survived a week later and boy did my mom brush my hair boy did she ever!! and so just then a flaming egg was headed straight toward Atlanta! I had to stop it! Then a went to mall with my best friend the robot…..

THE END

Searching for a plot in a plotless story

2007-06-16T07:22:30Z

It was dawn and the smell of… yellow was in the air…. no….. green… as I was searching for the plot of this very story i came across a dead deer…. (his name was Jo by the way) who leaped into the inchanted forest of… FROSTED FLAKES !!!!! when I then found a Pizza Hut to call my own, but then I deserted my family for the call of Austrailia when the white rabbit sent forth cupid to strike me with a 12-gage bullet and send me shooting into South Korea….. It was an intense battle with the evil aliens of eggplant!!! but we then ate some cereal and felt better creating world peace across Azeroth! That’s when I saw her….. the most beautiful hedgehog in the world, we lived happily ever after, but we still had no plot…..

THE END