Mighty-Joe Young's Stories

A Good Martini. (Welcome To Life Challenge)

2008-07-23T15:13:31Z

The screaming mother’s haunting shrills peirced the ears of Dr. Young, before she left the O.R. The voluptous nurse who looked more at home on a pole surrounded by dollars, than a birthing room handed the washed infant to the doctor.
“New Gloves”
“Here doctor.”
“Martini.”
“Here doctor.”
“Cigar.”
“Here doctor.”
“Lit cigar.”
“Oh sorry.”

The doctor hit the remote and turned on the sounds of Miles Davis’s My Funny Valentine.
“Little guy hear Tony Williams on the drums? Man he could rip.”
“Are you still here?” He said to the nurse.
“Sorry doctor.” she replies as she walked out the door.
“Where was I? Oh yeah Miles Davis. When you here the way those drums pound out that back beat and then…wait..wait…. oh yeah that is it. Hear that muted trumpet, I know Gabriel doesnt blow it like that. I bet your wondering why i created this little moment? It is probably going to be the only pure moment you ever get.. Cuban Cigar, Icey wet Gin Martini, and Miles Davis..everything after this will just be filler.”

Experimental Ficlet #49

2008-07-22T18:01:34Z

...I wanted to run after her, but my legs froze like an ogre in the sunlight in fear that this note…

Hell on Earth at the First of the Five Ring Fortresses.

2008-07-22T17:32:02Z

The dragoons rode back into the camp and dimounted before the knight.
“Sir the mission was a failure.”
“How?”
“We never arrived at the fortress. we could see for miles away it was hell on Earth. We past hordes of soldiers running for their lives. They were saying the devil had come for them.”
“What is going on here?” asked Perceval?
They heard the sound of wings and Mardy appeared over head with ten men in her clutches, still steaming with heat.
she dropped them on the ground from about fifteen feet and they did not have enough strength to run.
“Which one is he?”
“Pardon me?” Asked The fair knight.
“Well when i first began to ask, ‘where is Olgoth’ noone knew. Then when i started grilling them alive they all were Olgoth.”
Perceval didn’t know weather to laugh or cry when one of the men rose to his feet and replied, “I am Olgoth the Freeman.”
His partially burned skin did not even flich when the Kira ran and hugged his father.
“Perceval.”
“Yes Olgoth.”
“Thank you cousin.”

Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

2008-07-22T16:34:52Z

The conversation stalled the Eastwood style show down just long enough for Anna to dive in to the pile of body parts, that had once been Mask/holdini.
“Now prepare to die because i wield the Ficlinomicon.” She yelled as she pulled the book from the goo and brains.
She started to speak and then she paused like the words just wouldn’t come out. Everyone in front of her froze, awaiting her spell that would cause untold horror, but nothing came out.
“What is that?” questioned krulltar, pointing to a red line on her torso.
Then the top of Anna’s body slid off like the last piece of cheese, when you have a whole box of wheat thins. Her topless torso revealed the blade of the cerulean samurai, the azure assailant, The Blue Sparrow.

Peripheral Evil: Part 32 The Journey Of The Wise Men.

2008-07-22T14:42:55Z

“Sir you can’t smoke on this jet.”
“Don’t talk to me i am busy.”
Moshie kept typing on the computer trying to update the coordinates. He had spent the last few hours on the phone to the Potentate explaining how to find the exit location of Sully and Rosalyn. He explained that Stone Henge, the Mayan Temples and the stone spheres of Costa Rica (etc.) were just markers for places were matter can become energy and vice versa. He explained that the same way NASA predicts windows to enter the atmosphere that his program could predict window to exit the guff.
“Agent Stratnicoff, What will happen to them when they emerge?”
“What do you think? They are rogue, they have to die.”
A very expensive looking Persian cat jumped into the smoking professor’s lap and said, “keep your head on a swivel or you will be more concerned with fleas than lung cancer.”

Moshie thought to himself, “The rebirth of the chosen one, and we bring bullets instead of frankincense”

Peripheral Evil: Part 31 Recreation

2008-07-22T14:06:18Z

Sully flew back on the ground like the exorcism of a contortionist. His eyes rolled back and his body froze, arched in the middle with only his head and heels touching the ground; he was somewhere else.
He was lost in a cavern where the yellow eyed ghoul bodies pawed at him from all sides. He stood next to a naked Rosalyn and troubled looking Natty Bumpo. “What is going on” he said to the naked teen.
“Do not speak to her.” replied the ruffle feathered magpie.
“She is not me she is my Djinn, i am here.”
“Why does your djinn look like you?”
“Sully concentrate!”

The bodies multiplied at an alarming rate and sully realized they had been moving downward.
“There she is Fergus.”
He saw the white corpse of Rosy’s sis praying amongst the creatures. His mouth began to recite words he had never heard.
“After heaven moved from Earth
After Earth separated
After Enlil carried it away.
I reject it.”

Back at the Vatican, evryone began to convulse and the Potentate Yelled, “He is recreating the world.”

My cousin was in a coma from being shot in iraq or you decide who the real villian is.(Diabolically Villainous Challenge)

2008-07-22T00:00:38Z

The Coma
The box, a squacking crow,
mimmicks the stanzas of organ music
pumping the anthem in mechanized time
Maidens try to pray the
lifeless form, whose innards sing the muse
for the box,out of purgatory.
Cold coffee is the communion
as the surgeons conspire.
No sage to thwart demons,cigarette funeral
pyres.
Priests pass the Soma, numbing the guests.
The tailors hands roam the wife
measuring for her mourning dress.
Doctors decide when the spirit departs
They hear only debts, not sounds from the box
The box is a ripple but the water is calm.
It mocks the heart, how’s the soul gone?
The mother curses God, for her son she yearns
Silence the box The mortician needs a turn

Like a Woman Scorned.

2008-07-21T20:49:20Z

“Sweet Mardy” Perceval began, “I did not want to say this because i have the utmost respect and love for you and your angelic kind.”
“Skip to the point Buddy.”
“Well some of my ancestors, not that i am anything like them but.”
“Skip to the end my hate still burns.” Marty said through clenched teeth.
“Well one of mine and Kira’s ancestors.” the knight said without one hair betraying the fear a man feels when confronted with a female filled with rage,”Was the famous Hero Beowulf who slayed a dragon and made this armor from its scales .”
The last part of the sentence he said quickly while diving behind Kira.
She clenched her talons and flew off in rage, because she had heard of the white dragon that had been slain. The white dragon who had laid the egg that she hatched from. Her real Nana, her mother, whose body was being worn like a trophy by the man she had already tried to kill once today.
She thought to herself, “This day ain’t over yet.”

Gettin' Hot

2008-07-21T20:28:57Z

“Will she breathe fire like the stories?”
“Funny you should ask that young lord.”
“I am not a lord, how many times do i have to say it?”
Mardy whispered in Kira’s ear, “He is a few knives
short of a cutlery set, crusades and all.”
“You stay here mardy while kira and i go talk.”
After a few minutes of shouting, Perceval drew his
sword and ran kira through. In a zillionth of a heartbeat,
she showered Perceval in flame.
She inhaled again, heard kira’s voice, and she acted
her age. The speed by which she scooped up his body
and flew into the air pulled ten year old oak trees from
their moorings. Within seconds they were almost miles away, as she dove into the near frozen lake. When she emerged she held the unsinged Kira to her chest and warmed him with her busom.
Many men have died without knowing fear, but the fair
knight was not one of them. Perceval spoke like a
salesman trying to explain how her breathe couldn’t
burn Kira because hate made the fire.
“Then why aren’t you burned?”

Love is Color Blind ?

2008-07-21T18:32:13Z

The soldiers hated to interrupt Perceval but it was important. A Large Black soldier With dark curly hair who looked as out of place as the dragon in the apple orchard approached Perceval and kneeled.
“Lord we have located the man you were looking for, we have fifty dragoons and the horses are fresh we are prepared to ride.”
“Fetch him my brother.”
“Thank you sir.”
The large moor mounted his horse and the Calvary road out.

“What manner of man was he?”
“That was my brother young lord.”
“But he was….dark.”
“Love knows no colors Kira, His mother was the black queen of Zam Zam, and his father was my father that means his blood is my blood. Is it any different than your black Dane Hair and the Preddy red hair of your wee lass.”
“Her hair is Yellow are you blind.”
“No young lord, just wanted to see if she was your wee lass.”
Kira turned as red as Katra’s hair wasn’t, and the Good Knight’s laughter filled the quiet calm before battle.
“Young lord let’s just hope they really rescue Olgoth.”
“Who”?

Superhero Obituaries - Gay Superhero "The Eternal Flame"

2008-07-19T14:20:08Z

Alternative lifestyle superhero, The Eternal Flame died today on St. Ann street in New Orleans. Louisiana. During the annual gay and lesbian parade, he was extinguished by a container of Gatorade thrown from the balcony of neighborhood bar ‘The Oz’. Suspects Usher, and Lance Bass, have been questioned regarding the extinguishing, but the police believe there was no criminal intent.

He was not survived by any children, even though he will be sorely missed by millions. His life was often surrounded by controversy, after his lawsuit with Johnny Storm over the apparent copyright infringement of his patented phrase ‘Flame On’.

His ex fiance Richard Gere remarked, “The Marks he left on my heart, and other things still burn.”

Peripheral Evil Part 29 (A Million Magpies)

2008-07-18T22:18:03Z

Sully’s mom looked at her precocious young son with the pride of a Bene Jesuit witch that had been schooled by Pope John Paul himself. She also held pride in the fact that she was of the pure blood line of the bastard cousin of Queen Elizabeth, Mary Queen Of Scots. This was the culmination of a span of pure breeding that had outlasted the written word of it’s ancestors, and she had total faith that Rosalyn would make them right; as a matter of fact she had bet their souls on it.

Sully was still trying to get his mind around the ‘twins concept’ when he asked Reverend Jenkins, “Sir if the magpies take the beloved of the Grail keeper and keepers have to resurrect them to claim the title of the grail, who resurrected Jesus?”
Kara finally shook free of her bonds and yelled, “You are a freakin moron, Thomas was the truth Yes-ah was the lie and Lazarus was Mary Magdalene’s brother, you idiot. How could a pure bred witch like Rosalyn choose you?”
The look on Sullies face was worth a million magpie.

Peripheral Evil Part 28 (The Order Unites Against The Chosen Ones)

2008-07-18T21:43:27Z

The Mc Donalds colors of the Buddhist monks looked as out of place as did the lhama’s themselves in the audience hall at the vatican.
They were not the most conspicuos guests at the holy place, that title belonged to the purple turbined Sikhs, The shirtless aboriginals and the two Hopi Indian medicine men.
“The other members of the order have arrived your eminence.”
“What about that insufferable Templar?”
“Your holiness i really doubt they will come.”
A brown robe clad Jesuit entered and whispered in the cardinal’s ear. , before he replied to Pope Benedict,
“I stand corrected he is, inside the complex and he brought the symbiont of henryyyyyyy.”
He was interrupted by a smack to his face by the Papal hand of the Divine Disciple.”
“Henry was not a pure blood. I beg your forgiveness your Eminence, the symbiont of Sir Thomas Moore the father of the Virgin Queen, Elizabeth Tudor is what i should have said.”

The Devil In a Tux. II (Fairy tale challenge)

2008-07-18T17:45:56Z

“YOU PERVERT !”
“Then just be ugly.”
“Wait.”
The twins whispered to each other, then started removing their clothes.

The naked pubescent girls tried to cover their hairy and wart covered treasures as the wolf smirked.
“Now kiss each other.”
The ugliest of the two’s hairy breast where on full display as she ‘kurpowwed’ the wolf in the snoot.
” I guess i am not wanted.” He retorted.
“This better work” and the hideous twins embraced.
The driver jumped off the carriage as it began to shake and glow.

The concierge had to clear his throat because he could not believe his eyes when he announced the twins.
The amazed prince fell before the twins and proposed.
The girls in all of their now Siamese beauty announced,” Dear Prince our three breast, two arms, two legs, two faces, and two wombs belong to you, We, or i mean i am yours.”

The rival belle was fit to be tied when the wolf whispered in her ear, with his roaming tail.
“I could make boy twins a fixer upper for you, Ooooowww, danged tail!!!”

The Devil In a Tux. (Fairy tale challenge)

2008-07-18T17:39:50Z

The twins screamed in horror in front of the ball. They almost didn’t notice as the well groomed tuxedo clad wolf with the slicked down pampadore ominously entered the carriage.
“What, or who are you?”
“I am like your….fairy godmother of sorts.”
As he spoke to the mortified twins his tail began to creep up the leg of the wart covered belle, and around smooth silk.
“See I know you think it was your rival who did these horrible things to you. Ooooooow.” he screamed as she stomped his tail.
“Well i guess the warts aren’t everywhere.”
“Then who did this?”
“Do you know what pure is my lovelies?”
“Uh white things.”
“No it means ‘as god intended”
“Yeah so..”
“You did this to yourselves. You two were one, once, in the womb, and there is only one way for you to remove this curse. Undress…....... I mean completely.”