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My Husbands Today

So where are all my ex-husbands now?
After I… disposed of them, I took them to a taxidermist. I paid him alot not to tell anyone ofcourse.
Anyways, long story short. Not all of those wax models you see in various wax museums around the country are actually made from wax.
Free as a bird. And made quite a buck…
Are you seeing anyone?

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