Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

by BARomero

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Vanilla Ice
Got himself into a lot of fights
Vanilla Ice
Beat up by a bunch of guys
Vanilla Ice
Ordered up a bowl of rice
Vanilla Ice
He took one taste and thought it’s nice

**I lift my fingers from the keyboard to crack my knuckles

Vanilla Ice
In Berlin he cried out “Scheisse!”
Vanilla Ice
Got his fingers caught up in a vice
Vanilla Ice
Add into your life a little spice
Vanilla Ice
Go ahead and click your mice
Vanilla Ice
Take a shot and roll the dice
Vanilla Ice
If you lose you’ll have to pay the price
Vanilla Ice
First was him and now we’ve got Bo Bice
Vanilla Ice
I said it once and now I’ll say it twice
Vanilla Ice
First was him and now we’ve got Bo Bice
Vanilla Ice
I said it once and now I’ve said it twice

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  1. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    I don’t think it’s fair to compare Bo Bice to Vanilla Ice.

    I read this just after catching the end of Beauty & the Geek, where they quoted Vanilla’s take on Eminem: “I’m glad there’s another white guy out there having success because it’s all been on my shoulders for so long.” ROFL .

    Thank you so very much for entering my challenge.

  2. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Poor Vanilla, he gets so much crap. He’s really branching out though into reality TV, which is probably a good move, and stuff.

  3. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

    BARomero's Buddy Icon BARomero

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Haha… This was actually originally intended to be a spoof of “Chocolate Rain,” the song and video by Tay Zonday that somehow made it big on YouTube (I don’t really know why). Anyway, I was trying to figure out what was the opposite of Chocolate Rain and came up with Vanilla Ice. So I kinda got a “Twofer” on that one. Alexa- You’re probably right about the comparison, but it rhymed so I threw it in. Yub Yub!!

  4. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha…has anybody seen ‘vanilla snow’ on youtube? the link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA&mode=related&search=

    seriously, it’s hilarious…especially if you’ve seen chocolate rain

  5. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

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    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny stuff, BARomero, and you know I think you have great talent. Though I must admit, I’m a Bo Bice fan…. BICE BICE , BABY! DUm DUm Dada Dum Dada Dum Dum!

  6. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    oh, and fyi, it made it big because it’s about racism…’chocolate rain’ is black people…look up the lyrics. but i think it was dumb to make such a weighty, serious song sound so…dumb…

  7. Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    omg lol alexa! hahahaha.. [eminem’s awesome! he’s up there in my fav. artists]
    anyway, this was intresting. i’ve heard but one song by vanilla, so this was.. interesting =]

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