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You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI

“It was a routine night in West Hollywood, never a dull moment I tell you. You just never know which celebrity, has been or wanna be, is gonna pull some stunt,” said officer Smith to the National Inquisitor hostess.

“Let’s run the tape of the encounter shall we,” said Mary Diamond, the hostess.

On screen: An obviously drunken Riefer Northerland (star of TV’s #1 hit show 48), yelling at the officers, in front of a wrecked red Ferrari. Not able to walk without falling down.

“I’m not inebri..inebria…I’m not drunk,” said Northerland, drunkenly.

They try to handcuff him, he yells incomprehensible ethnic slurs at them.

“Wha..wha..what the h..,” he falls on his face before he finishes the sentence.

The officers help him up.
“Do you kno..know who I am?,” Reifer says.

“We know sir, we watch 48 every week, your great in it”.

“Good, tel..tell me who I am ,cause I forget,” Riefer laughs. “Is thish gonna be on Youtube?”

“Most definitely,” the officer replies.
“Cool, I’ma shtar in another med..medium”.

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You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
YodaOnCrack
Posted about 1 year ago

Man, I love the title of this and some of your other ficlets. ”...tell me who I am ,cause I forget” – reminds me of a story ‘bout a guy I once knew who got so drunk (that when he tried to pay for gas at a gas station) the cashier said – “You’ll need a car first.” : )
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Kiarra
Posted about 1 year ago

lol, thats funny
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Alexa ♥
Posted about 1 year ago

Very funny piece.
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You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
THX 0477
Posted about 1 year ago

Tragicly accurate in so many ways. But still, drunk people are funny most of the time. My high school buddy would go around telling everyone how much he loved them. It was sweet.
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
blueyedwonder
Posted about 1 year ago

HEHEHEHE . that is freaking hilarious. i loved it!
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Stovohobo
Posted about 1 year ago

I love the title, mostly because it’s true. Oh, the terrible downfalls of celibrity-dom. There are a heck of a lot, too.
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Laine the Grey
Posted about 1 year ago

Wow, I loved the “48” bit.
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Reverie
Posted about 1 year ago

HAHA ! Brilliant! I absolutely loved it!
The “24” and You tube references were awesome =] !
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
DorianGray
Posted about 1 year ago

Riefer Northerland

HAHAHA that’s brilliant…you’re my hero.
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
A Clockwork Apple
Posted about 1 year ago

Haha. Awesome.
Love the last line and use of the word medium. :)
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
One Time, One Chance
Posted about 1 year ago

LOL YODA ! “Sir, you’ll need a car first.” ROFL .
as for your ficlet:
LMAO !
enuff said.
=]
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Mr Reeses
Posted about 1 year ago

Oh snap, your title is so hot! And I luvvv this story
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
BetwINeen
Posted 12 months ago

great story, really funny
You're Nobody in Hollywood Till Your 1st DUI
Sailor Emo
Posted 12 months ago

Well Ihated it!Lol, not really, I just wanted to say b-4 some crackpot does.=D