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Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!

Massie Block stared down at her nose at the new girl.
“Ehmagawd! Puh-lease, let you sit at our table? With that outfit? That is so last week!” She tossed her hair over her one shoulder and looked down at her own impeccably put-together, expensive outfit. She grinned and said, “Are you a dalmatian?”
“No, of course I’m not,” replied the new girl, Naomi, who had after all only wanted to sit somewhere, anywhere.
“Well, then, why do you have spots?” She pointed one french-manicured fingernail at the girl’s top. It was a turquoise tunic with white polka dots, worn over what in Naomi’s opinion were perfectly good jeans. They were Levi’s.
Naomi rolled her eyes.
“Ehmagawd, Leesh, did you see that? She AHB -viously does not know who I am.” Massie crossed her arms and stared at the other girl. “I’m, like, the queen bee of the seventh grade at OCD .”
“Yeah?” Naomi said coolly. “Well, I’m an eighth grader, and I have a brain larger than a pea.”

[Note: I read one of the books out of curiosity; my sister liked it.]

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Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
blueyedwonder
Posted about 1 year ago

ha this sounds EXACTLY like the clique books! hilarious, love it!
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
THX 0477
Posted about 1 year ago

There are clique books? This was kind of fun, but, as I’ve mentioned elsewhere, not being a teenage girl I think I’m at a disadvantage here.
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
SKermitgorf
Posted about 1 year ago

I enjoyed the ficlet, but I too am not a teenage girl( and never was lol) so i have no clue what a Clique Book is.. but it amused me so 5 stars.
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
Alexa ♥
Posted about 1 year ago

I don’t know what a Clique Book is (but I trust that you & Blue do).
I like the dialogue, though, and I like Naomi.
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
llamaluvsmenotu
Posted about 1 year ago

“The Clique” is a series of books by Lisi Harrison

luvvvs it!!
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
One Time, One Chance
Posted about 1 year ago

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmgomgEHMAGAWD!!!!!!
HOW DARE U MAKE FUN OF MY ROLE MODEL – MASSIE BLOCK !
lolol j/k j/k i’ve read the series and i sorta kinda LOVE THEM ! i saw the title and i’m all “oh no she didn’t!” but i’m not gonna bust on u for it, cuz it’s ur opinion =]
i’m most like dylan, btw. =]
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
BetwINeen
Posted about 1 year ago

i really like the clique books but this was funny and didn’t go to far…massie is pretty shallow
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
wytherwings
Posted 11 months ago

lol, that was awesome
i read the clique books… layne is the only cool character
and massie seriously does sound like that
lol, great job
Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!
flute faerie
Posted 9 months ago

omg!! I’m in ♥ with the clique books. I can’t wait til bratfest at tiffany’s comes out. I have to give you brownie points, you sound exactly like them.