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Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack

Ali G: Booyakeshah, Big Up Yaself! I iz here with
my main man tha’ master of jedi masters, Mr. YodaOnCrack.
YOC : Hmmm… What’s poppin’ wit’ you, ficleteers?
Ali G: Respek – so tellz us why does they call you the Yoda that’s on crack? Is it because you wuz the small kid in class and you becomed bully bait?
YOC : Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.
Ali G: For real! But everyone is going on about the force –
what about the dark side? If I was in tha’ Star Wars, I think I’d
becomez the main gangster on the dark side like Dark Helmet.
YOC : Hmm… Vader you mean….
Ali G: Wicked! Explain about language. Why is you writing ficlets important?
YOC : Hmm… language matters. Defines the force, it does. It’s energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, everywhere, yes. Even between the writer and the reader.
Ali G: Ficlets iz coo’

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Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
Lone Writer
Posted about 1 year ago

Wow. Just…wow. I just have no words to describe this. I’m cyber-speechless.
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
blueyedwonder
Posted about 1 year ago

hehehehe…now that’s some funny stuff…though I have to admit, Leroy Jenkins was better in the Star Wars sense…
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
BARomero
Posted about 1 year ago

And just to throw a little more gas onto the fire… “Ooohhh…. Maxxy big, da Force! What if meesa been interviewed by Ali G. Dat would berry berry bombad!”
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
YodaOnCrack
Posted about 1 year ago

BARomero – you iz a funny bloke!
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
THX 0477
Posted about 1 year ago

No, please no JarJar. Wish I could win another challenge, but I have to give Yoda my vote on this one.
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
SKermitgorf
Posted about 1 year ago

THAT was Funny stuff that interview style, you should write more mock interviews Loved it.
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
BetwINeen
Posted 12 months ago

really funny!
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
Alexa ♥
Posted 7 months ago

I really liked the last paragraph, where you talked about how wonderful and important writing is.
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Thanks for entering the challenge.
Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
YodaOnCrack
Posted 7 months ago

Thanks, Alexa – haven’t heard from you in awhile…