Theme Song of the Stupid

by blueyedwonder

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“1,2,3,4,
But I can’t count any more.
5,6,9,10,
See, I can’t count up till then…
Oh, you know that I’m smart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, you know that I’m smart
Oh, you know who you are…
1,2,3,4,
Tell me that I’m not a bore,
5, 6, 7, 8…
Ehh…how does the song go here again?
Hey! Wait! I counted right! Wait…that is how you count, right: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8?”

“Yeah, Feist, don’t even try. We thought you couldn’t, so we wrote the song 5,6,9,10. Let’s take it again from the top. Everyone off the stage…by the way, nice fluorescent yellow, Tom, it really suits you. Okay, aaaaaaaand…action!”

“1, 2, 3, 4,
This blue makes you eyesore.
5, 6, 8, 12…wait, what am I supposed to say again?”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Theme Song of the Stupid

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 9 months ago

    Okay, I’m sorry to everyone who likes Feist but…no. I don’t. Her outfits and songs all suck!

  2. Theme Song of the Stupid

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    Ouch, harsh words for the songstress, but a funny little ficlet.

  3. Theme Song of the Stupid

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    It really is an annoying song.

  4. Theme Song of the Stupid

    Music-Hearted's Buddy Icon Music-Hearted

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha, nice ficlet, even if I do like Feist.

  5. Theme Song of the Stupid

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I hate her videos. Her outfits stink. Some of her songs are fine, but I don’t have any on my iPod or anything…Hilarious ficlet anyway.

  6. Theme Song of the Stupid

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    this reminded me of the commercial:
    1, 2, 3, 4,
    tell me that you love me more..
    3, 2, 3, 4..

    LOL ! idk if this is the thing you were referring to, becuz i’ve nvr heard this so-called song, so yeah.

  7. Theme Song of the Stupid

    BetwINeen's Buddy Icon BetwINeen

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    hmmph… funy ficlet but the song is cool.
    Excpet ur right the outfits are stupid…really stupid

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