{Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

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Hi, I’m TALKING HEAD #12 and this is the Evening News Show on The Global News and Information Network.

Well it looks like POPULAR ACTOR and POPULAR ACTRESS are on the rocks again. Our spies have captured POPULAR ACTOR sneaking around behind POPULAR ACTRESS ’s back with SKANKY POP SINGER . We will keep you updated on this breaking story.

In other news, The war in Iraq doesn’t appear to be coming to a head anytime soo…...just a minute….Ladies and Gentlemen I was just handed a note that says OTHER SKANKY SINGER has just announced that she is pregnant again. The father is SOME NOBODY WHO WILL BE FAMOUS NOW . We go there now live for an update.

OTHER SKANKY SINGER : I’m happy. Having a baby makes me special because no other female can do it.

SOME NOBODY WHO WILL BE FAMOUS NOW : Buy my new record bi-yotch! Word!

Everyone here at The Global News and Information Network wish to send out our heartfelt thanks to OTHER SKANKY SINGER for giving us another 9 months of worthless news to force feed the public.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. {Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Priceless.
    ~
    Thank you so much for entering my challenge.

  2. {Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great parody of the sad state of affairs in borh Hollywood and the world of News reporting, very funny.

  3. {Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haahaahaa.

  4. {Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh, what makes this so funny is that it’s true. Wow.

  5. {Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ROFL !!! It’s true. Crap. Can’t. Stop. Laughing…

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