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"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

“HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!”

The first time she heard the commercial, she was mildly amused. They wanted her attention this badly? What’s America to come to next? she thought.

“HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn!”

The second time she saw it, she rolled her eyes. This was just plain idiotic. These dolts really were trying, weren’t they? You’d have to be certifiably insane to make a commercial as frikking annoying as this.

“HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead…”

The third time, the words sort of swirled together, blocking her thoughts and befogging her mind…

“HeadOn…HeadOn…”

She sat there, motionless, a vegetable, staring blankly at the screen. The dark words rotated around her brain, tugging at it, obliterating it…

“HeadOn.”

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"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
BetwINeen
Posted about 1 year ago

is she being brainwashed?
great story btw
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Lone Writer
Posted about 1 year ago

ROFL ! It’s like you can read my mind! I HATE that commercial. The 1st time I saw it I didn’t even know what it was for. Great Job!
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
THX 0477
Posted about 1 year ago

Now that’s what I call torture. Give me the Chinese Water Drop torture any day over that commercial!
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Batak Beatrix
Posted about 1 year ago

Oh dear God. I just had to watch that commercial on YouTube. Perfect.
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
SKermitgorf
Posted about 1 year ago

Everyone hates that Commercial, apply a fist directly to forehead. Very amusing ficlet, befogging her mind .. classic, In the running to win another contest..
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Yeah Write!
Posted about 1 year ago

haha! wow! while I was reading that my mind was completely befogged! (though not as befogged as certain mispronunciations may cause it to become!)
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
blueyedwonder
Posted about 1 year ago

i despise that commercial.
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Alexa ♥
Posted about 1 year ago

The commercial itself gives me a headache! The product doesn’t work anywhere near as well as Origins’ Peace of Mind, either.
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
llamaluvsmenotu
Posted about 1 year ago

ha ha too tru to tru…..
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
One Time, One Chance
Posted about 1 year ago

LMAO hahhahahahahahaa
i just watched tht video on youtube – FRICKEN HILARIOUS !
neway, i totally thnk they ARE trying to brainwash the viewers – you won’t forget if it’s repeated.. repeatedly!
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
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Posted about 1 year ago

AHHHHHHHHHH evil Headon, EVIL !!!
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Storykeeper of Fae
Posted about 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHA !!! I HATE that commercial with a passion!

I was almost literally rolling on the floor laughing at the title.

However…it’s sad…the story disappointed me. 4 stars.
"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"
Tarmaie
Posted 10 months ago

I really hate that commercial. The title is the best part.

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"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

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"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

"HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Forehead! HeadOn! Apply Directly to the Freaking Forehead! HeadOn!"

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