This Fall, Only On FOX!

by Howie Amourscow

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This Fall, only on FOX , it’s…

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Eight dashing bachelors!

One moderately attractive seventeen year-old!

And her psychologically disturbed, gun-toting Dad!

...On a remote island! But there’s one thing these gents don’t know: someone has knocked up this bachelorette, and Dad’s not about to put up with a bastard in the family!

Who will be forced to tie the knot? The restaurateur? The hotel manager? The aspiring movie actor? The model? The pop singer? The aspiring TV actor? The other model? The teacher?

Who will be married? Who will be eaten by crocodiles while trying to swim through a leech-infested swamp? One man will enjoy awkward and tense nuptials with a girl whose last name he doesn’t know, while another man falls to a watery death from a 200-foot cliff in an awkward free-climbing attempt to reach a Japanese fishing boat that responded to his signal fire. Who will it be? There’s only one way to find out!

Watch SHOTGUN WEDDING ! Tuesdays, nine Eastern (eight Central). Only on FOX !

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    artistsrunwild's Buddy Icon artistsrunwild

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    i really like this
    and i really hate those shows
    so its really a whole combination of good things

    snaps to you for being able to mockingly copy EXACTLY what those damn ads are like and ive always wondered why they are always on an island?!
    dont they realise we know that the camera crew secretly feed the contestants during the ad breaks?!

    and to think we evolved from gorillas

  2. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I bet I can guess what they’re putting on for Sweeps Week.
    ~
    You know somewhere in Hell – I mean the FOX Programming department – someone’s just killing himself by not thinking of this first.

  3. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    *for not thinking of this first.

  4. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great job mocking reality TV. Made me think of the Alan Jackson about being in love with a woman and he doesn’t know her name. Very fun. This challenge is definitely going to be a tough competition, and this is one of the more amusing entries.

  5. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is one of the Best! all hte more because it’s closest to being true..this concept just maybe on Fox next season lol.

  6. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This was great…made me laugh, and so did Alexa’s comment. A mixture of all the things we’ve come to know and dislike so much—except American Idol. =/

  7. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Whoa. Im STILL laughing…

  8. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol! this confused me, but maybe that’s the point?
    =]

  9. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    BetwINeen's Buddy Icon BetwINeen

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    rotfl…great spoof on those stupid TV shows

  10. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Loved it! I’m a sucker for satire.

  11. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    chokes on sprite NICE

  12. This Fall, Only On FOX!

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Hahahah… this is hilarious

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