Ruby Shaved!

by YodaOnCrack

When Sam reached the door, he found his neighbor standing in the entryway bearing a large bag of vegetables. Sam asked Mr. Jeffers to come in, but he declined. “I know you’re expecting company, but Kate and I want to have you over once you’re settled,” Mr. Jeffers said. “We never miss a chance to make new friends.” On his way back to the house, he plucked a weed from his perfectly landscaped yard.

“Sammy, they here?” Ruby asked, shouting down the hallway from the master bathroom.

“Take your time, hun. It was Mr Jeffers with some veggies. They want us to come over some time.” Sam answered, placing the bag on the kitchen counter.

When Ruby walked out of the bathroom, Sam stopped dead in his tracks. “Ruby, you shaved,” he shouted. “You look amazing. I mean – not that you didn’t before, but…”

“It’s all right, Sam,” Ruby said, smiling. “You wanted to see who’s underneath all this hair, didn’t you, darling?” she asked, twirling around to kiss him on the lips. “Let’s open a bottle of wine.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Ruby Shaved!

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny follow-up to Giggles’, More circus folk stories Please!!!

  2. Ruby Shaved!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    Oh sure, it’s great that she shaved, but you just wait until the lovely lady has a 5 o’clock shadow and razor burn.

  3. Ruby Shaved!

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    That’s great. I love his response.

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