Ficlets

High School Musical -- Barbie Style

The Cast:
Gabriella-Barbie…Regan
Sharpay-Barbie….Angie
Troy-Ken…...........Regan
Ryan-Ken…..........Angie

The Set:
The bedroom of two 11 year olds, aka East High School

The Script:
Gabriella-Barbie: Hi Troy! Oh, you’re so cute!
Troy-Ken: I know. Aren’t I hot!
Sharpay-Barbie: You can’t have him, Gabriella. He’s mine! Hey Troy, wanna watch me sing?
Troy-Ken: No, you suck.
Ryan-Ken: Come on, Sharpay, lets go.
Sharpay-Barbie: Gabriella, that outfit is so last week. I mean, come on!

[SHARPAY and RYAN exit stage right]

Troy-Ken: Hey, Gabby, remember when we sang at that snowboarding resort?
Gabriella-Barbie: Yeah, wasn’t it amazing how, like, we both knew how to harmonize with each other? It’s almost like we rehearsed it!

[TROY and GABRIELLA exit stage left]

Minutes From Producer/Director’s Meeting:
“Angie, let’s take a break now. I’m tired.”
“Okay,” replied Regan. “Anyway, I have to go write a letter.”
“To who?” Angie is curious.
“Duh, Zac Efron! I so have to ask him to marry me!”

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High School Musical -- Barbie Style
someday_93
Posted 9 months ago

Sorry to those of you who like HSM . It’s just one of those things I can’t stand.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Alexa ♥
Posted 9 months ago

I don’t think 7-year-olds actually talk like that, but I enjoyed the High School Musical slam.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
someday_93
Posted 9 months ago

Um, I guess you have never met my seven year old sister. They can and they do…it’s depressing. This is one of her basic Barbie games, almost word for word.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
someday_93
Posted 9 months ago

But perhaps I will change it to eleven year olds… :)
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
One Time, One Chance
Posted 9 months ago

ahh last year – we were totally like tht =]
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Three Gryphon[s]
Posted 9 months ago

Hilarious! Or as I say to a friend who I particularly like to make fun of, hillahreeus!
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
MissJonas1492
Posted 9 months ago

haha wow. i actually like HSM , but i think it went to far. but this story made me laugh!
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
SKermitgorf
Posted 9 months ago

HSM so easily mockable. great job.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Stovohobo
Posted 9 months ago

I was sooo debating on spoofing HSM . Glad you took the weight off my shoulders…though HSM being so shallow, I dont think it’s that much of a weight.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Lone Writer
Posted 9 months ago

Yeah I like HSM too. But that was beyond funny.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Lone Writer
Posted 9 months ago

Oh yeah and Zac Efron is going to marry me...
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
someday_93
Posted 9 months ago

Oh, yes, naturally…
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
BetwINeen
Posted 9 months ago

great job, i can’t stand HSM and this made me alugh
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Yeah Write!
Posted 9 months ago

anyone with a soul hates HSM ! well, maybe that’s a bit extreme but you get the point!
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
emma jo_234
Posted 9 months ago

haha loved it. Especially the part about singing at the resort.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Mask By The Moon
Posted 9 months ago

I hate HSM …. I’m 11! Peeve me off.
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
NikkiC93
Posted 9 months ago

i like hsm but that was hilarious i feel that if u want to trash it in a funny way go ahead
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
Insert Pen Name Here
Posted 9 months ago

HSM -Grrr! hate it, yeah, but my sis was in a play of it and it was cool because they made it so cheesy and over-the-top that it was acually funny. but the movie sucks, so yay! HSM spoof!
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
blueyedwonder
Posted 9 months ago

hate both of those, love the ficlet. hilarious!!!
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
wytherwings
Posted 8 months ago

lol, yah i seriously cant stand HSM
nice job, i basically love anything making fun of HSM , so that was awesome!!
High School Musical -- Barbie Style
flute faerie
Posted 7 months ago

omg, I think hsm gets 2 much publicity. Great job! I love the part,” It’s almost like we rehearsed it.”