My superpower sucks

by Jnova

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With the recent wave of people receiving super powers I would like to officially declare that my super power sucks.

My mom got super speed, dad can explode objects with his mind, even my stupid little sister can breathe under water… brat.

Jimmy across the street can fly. Ashley talks to animals. Taylor walks to school in fourteen steps with his stupid super stretch legs.

Even old man Winston can shoot lasers out of his eyes – LASERS OUT OF HIS EYES !

So why couldn’t I get a cool super power like that? I waited and waited and waited and this is what I get?! My family says that this its cool, and I’ll ‘appreciate it when I’m older’, but they don’t understand.

Why the hell would I want every girl I touch to fall in love with me?

Anyone want to trade?

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Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. My superpower sucks

    rejoicingapathy's Buddy Icon rejoicingapathy

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I liked it! want to keep going? (I am unfortunately bad at making things stay funny, but can try.)

  2. My superpower sucks

    Jnova's Buddy Icon Jnova

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Go for it!

  3. My superpower sucks

    Tygertrot's Buddy Icon Tygertrot

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Most amusing Ficlet I’ve read. Gosh, you are absolutely brilliant here, the way you kept the reader on his toes ‘til the very end. Ha! What a superpower to have.

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