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Finding A Virgin's Blood In This City At One In The Morning

by Howie Amourscow

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“Er,” Simon replied.

“Spit it out, kid. She finds a teen club or frat party and we’ll be calling her ‘Ms. God’ by 3 a.m.”

“I know this girl. She gave me her blood.”

“She must like you. Alright, where is she?”

“Well… er… she, um, she recently moved to Canada?”

Blake locked his eyes on Simon’s, a bear-trap glare you’d have to chew your own leg off to get out of.

“Moved to Canada? Really. Stop bullshitting me, son.”

“Alright. I don’t know a girl. I got it from an occult supply store.”

“Acme Demonological Warehouse Supply?”

“That’s the one.”

“Really. They haven’t been able to ship virgin blood since it was declared a Class A Vital Humour in ‘04. Y’know, kid, it’s kind of interesting that you’re named Simon and the succubus is called Simone.”

Simon shivered, trapped in Blake’s pitiless stare.

“Well?”

“Alright! I don’t have anything to be ashamed of! I’m waiting for the right girl! Lots of guys do these days! Frak you!”

Blake smiled. “Thank you. Hold out your arm.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Finding A Virgin's Blood In This City At One In The Morning

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Excellent use of the word ‘frak’. Nice back and forth between the two.

  2. Finding A Virgin's Blood In This City At One In The Morning

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    And that’s where it was all going. Nice delivery, by the way.

  3. Finding A Virgin's Blood In This City At One In The Morning

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I like the slow reveal there. Plus, the information the Acme Demonological Warehouse Supply can’t ship virgin blood should prove to be helpful in the future.

  4. Finding A Virgin's Blood In This City At One In The Morning

    Kermitgorf's Buddy Icon Kermitgorf

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    a bear-trap glare you’d have to chew your own leg off to get out of.- best line. also loved Y’know- I might have to borrow that sometime! ,and frak. great dialouge.

  5. Finding A Virgin's Blood In This City At One In The Morning

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    And the story goes on… You’ve got a sequel!

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