Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

by One Time, One Chance

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We all know the stories about Britney Spears, Barbie, and Paris Hilton.

But what you don’t know is this: the REAL story.

We all know that Britney has lost custody of her baby, but that’s as far as the truth goes.

She thought her baby was horrendous, so she put a brown paper bag over the child’s head one day as she was mowing her grass. She had placed the bag-child in the path of her lawnmower, and when she came to it, she had forgotten what it was. Not caring a bit, she drop-kicked the thing over the fence, into Paris Hilton’s yard.

Paris found the bag later that day and opened it, to take a look.

“Ugh! Your make-up’s not worth one mill yet, and your NOT HOTT !! Loser!” and she too drop-kicked him, into Barbie’s car.

Barbie, who had been over the legal alcohol limit, thought the round headed object was a soccer ball, and to prove she wasn’t drunk, tried to juggle it in front of the police – who later took the baby to an orphanage.

And that, my friends, is the story of Micheal Jackson.

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  1. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    very sucky, i’m sorry.
    i’m also sorry if anybody likes these people. for the record, i have a paris hilton purse and britney’s new song “Gimme More” on itunes. and i have a few barbies, which haven’t been used in over 7 years.
    ..I’m twelve. do the math.
    anyway, just thought i’d make fun of these guys =]

  2. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Bizarre but had a nice sort of light “I know this is nuts” feel to it. Not bad.

  3. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This made me laugh.

  4. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    barbie is the normalest one in the bunch. I laughed.

  5. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    I got caught in a logic trap where Michael Jackson being older than any of the women who could’ve been his mom . . . well, except for Barbie, but she’s plastic. OK, so are Britney, Paris, and Michael. Point taken. And I suppose he does act like he was kicked in the head quite a bit.

  6. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Alexa’s comment made me laugh as much as the actual story did. Great.

  7. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LUV IT !! I ♥ the twist w/ MJ!!

  8. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    heh heh.

  9. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    BetwINeen's Buddy Icon BetwINeen

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol x 3
    very funny and creative

  10. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    oh, you definately are a great writer!
    that was sooooooooooo HOT !!!!!

  11. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Mr Reeses 's Buddy Icon Mr Reeses

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome and creative except the part of Michael Jackson.

  12. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Leave Me A Note's Buddy Icon Leave Me A Note

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha. Love the Michael Jackson thing.

  13. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, tres magnifique.

  14. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted 9 months ago

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    I didn’t like it at all. Partially because of the way it was written, and also because of making fun of her kids.

  15. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny. Really funny actually.

  16. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Amaster's Buddy Icon Amaster

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Laine should realize that this is the response to the Mock Pop Culture Challenge!
    Very funny story, who knows, it could be a future Micheal Jackson.

  17. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    A Clockwork Apple's Buddy Icon A Clockwork Apple

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha. Made me go, “What the F*” outloud, but in that good way.

  18. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

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    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    i laughed. nice job

  19. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    NikkiC93's Buddy Icon NikkiC93

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol hilarous rofl

  20. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Blondie Babe's Buddy Icon Blondie Babe

    Posted 8 months ago

    go livi that wasd rockin babe

  21. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    Blondie Babe's Buddy Icon Blondie Babe

    Posted 8 months ago

    blondie babe-=tori

  22. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Barbie, and..

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    hey.. babe.. who’s livi?

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