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Zemmiphobiac and Company

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“Ok, so, let’s have sharing time!” said the cheery young man.
Someone screamed and ran out of the room.
Androphobia, I thought, fear of men.
“Ok, so, how are you all doing today?”
Cricket…cricket…
“Come on, I need some opinions!”
Another person screamed and ran out. Allodoxaphobia, I thought. Fear of opinions.
“Let’s open a window!” called the claustrophobic. A third person ran out. I rolled my eyes : Amenophobia, fear of drafts. I shifted a bit and brushed the person beside me. They ran out. Whoa, I thought, we’ve got a Aphenphosmphobiac…fear of being touched.
“I need to go to the bathroom!” Two more people ran out. One had Scatophobia-fear of poop. The other had Urophobia-fear of pee.
“Alright, everyone, who’s ready to learn about their phobia?”
Three Sophophobiacs, afraid of learning, escaped.

Me, you ask? Why, I’ve got a perfectly managable phobia: I’m a Zemmiphobiac-I’m afraid of the great mole rat.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Zemmiphobiac and Company

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    That is so not fair! I was just about to use zemmiphobia! Oh, well. I like how you squeezed as many phobias in there as possible.

  2. Zemmiphobiac and Company

    artistsrunwild's Buddy Icon artistsrunwild

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I was reading through the phobia list on the internet and i found the mole rat phobia and i was like….who is going to be game enough….i think you get 5 stars just for tackling the big one….and i really wanted someone to do a phobia meeting…nice work :)

    thanks for entering

  3. Zemmiphobiac and Company

    BetwINeen's Buddy Icon BetwINeen

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    great ficlet…love how you used as many phobias as you could

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