Tiffany Epiphany voiced a sudden thought, that fights that couldn’t be won were fights that shouldn’t be fought.

“Nonsense,” yelled Bill Antagonist, “why don’t you close your maw? Even if you cannot win, you still could force a draw!”

Al Alliteration jumped into the fray, “waging war without winning? What a wussy way!”

Bill asked Ono Matopoeia what he thought about a draw. Ono simply rolled his eyes at Tiff and spat, “pshaw!”

Tiffany Epiphany would not be so easily swayed, “Come on guys, I gave this thought! All sides equally weighed.”

Al and Ono looked at Bill then slowly back to Tiff, both walked away grumbling “harumph” and “meaningless miff.”

Tiffany was crying now though Bill didn’t give a damn, “I never will agree with you. That’s just how I am.”

Tiffany soon realized that her epiphany had a flaw, “Okay, Bill, this once you’re right. Let’s call this one a draw.”