Milk is sooo yesterday, the new milk:
DIET COKE !!!!
I mean, milk is so. . .
blah,
while diet coke is fizzy, tasty, and doesn’t give you a white mustache.
Fizzy milk. No thank you!Eww.
I know, I know, all that crap about strong bones and everything. Eat some cheese, or yogurt, or any of the other things cows make.
Besides, diet coke is newer,
catchier,
yummier,
just, BETTER !
C’mon people,
admit it, you secretly love diet coke.
Maybe milk,
but you love diet coke better,
am I right?
I thought so.
Milk,
you have to chose what kind you want,
but there’s like no taste difference,1%,2%,whole milk, and skim milk.
Coke,
even more choices,
bigger taste differences,
diet, cherry, black cherry vanilla(yes, that’s one coke, I love it!), and how the list goes on.
Milk’s comercials,
BORING !
COKE ’S comercials,
how cool!
So next time you’re thirsty,
got diet coke?
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Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
Posted 12 months ago
Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
Posted 12 months ago
Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
Posted 12 months ago
Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
Posted 2 months ago
Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
Posted 2 months ago
Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
Posted 2 months ago
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