Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

by Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

Milk is sooo yesterday, the new milk:
DIET COKE !!!!
I mean, milk is so. . .
blah,
while diet coke is fizzy, tasty, and doesn’t give you a white mustache.
Fizzy milk. No thank you!Eww.
I know, I know, all that crap about strong bones and everything. Eat some cheese, or yogurt, or any of the other things cows make.
Besides, diet coke is newer,
catchier,
yummier,
just, BETTER !
C’mon people,
admit it, you secretly love diet coke.
Maybe milk,
but you love diet coke better,
am I right?
I thought so.
Milk,
you have to chose what kind you want,
but there’s like no taste difference,1%,2%,whole milk, and skim milk.
Coke,
even more choices,
bigger taste differences,
diet, cherry, black cherry vanilla(yes, that’s one coke, I love it!), and how the list goes on.
Milk’s comercials,
BORING !
COKE ’S comercials,
how cool!
So next time you’re thirsty,
got diet coke?

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

    FourSeven's Buddy Icon FourSeven

    Posted 12 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Diet coke tastes like flat classic coke. That cola can be healthy is a fallacy, anyway, so why not just drink the real thing? Better yet, Arnold Palmer it and mix Regular coke with 2% milk. Yummmm…

  2. Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 12 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    How much did Diet Coke pay for this advert, lol. It was very funny, and I HAte Milk too.

  3. Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 12 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    BLACK CHEERY VANILLA OMG !!!!! i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE them!!! MMPH they are SO good =]

  4. Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

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  5. Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

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    Posted 2 months ago

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  6. Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

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    Posted 2 months ago

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