The Return of the Crocs

by lost_at_sea

Thursday Evening
6:30 PM
The Bambel Residence

“Honey! We need to go to the mall! You need some new clothes.” Mrs. Bambel told her husband, who was absorbed in the latest episode of The Price is Right.

“Ugh…..” Mr. Bambel groaned, ” Do we HAVE to?”

“Yes, we do. Your t-shirts are wearing out, and I have NO idea what’s the last time you bought a new pair of loafers. Now comb your hair and put your shoes on. We’re going right now.”
Mrs. Bambel flicked off the TV and shoved a comb into Mr. Bambel’s face.

6:54 PM
At the Mall

“Dear, PLEASE stop slouching and cooperate with me!” Mrs. Bambel said to her cranky husband.

“Oh, baloney…..you’re lucky I even came with you.” he grumbled in reply.

“Oh, here it is, the shoe store. Come ON Victor.” Mrs. Bambel said, sighting the brightly lit Payless Shoe Source.

Immediately Mr. Bambel noticed them, consuming the window display…drawing attention with their vibrant colors and funky shape: CROCS !

Comments

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  1. The Return of the Crocs

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    i detest crocs. but nice ficlet.

  2. The Return of the Crocs

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Mr Bambel is gonna have nightmares lol. Very funny ficlet.

  3. The Return of the Crocs

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    mr bambel’s life is a nightmare.

  4. The Return of the Crocs

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 11 months ago

    hil to tha larious

    crocs make me puke

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