The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

by Hobo Beard Bob

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“He probably stopped to take care of that Medusa,” Tlod said. He was relieved that the speech impediment had faded. “If what you say is true, then that would explain his Imaginary Sword, the Paper Mache Armor, and the fact that he tamed a dragon so easily.”

“Yes,” Montelban agreed, “He is probably responsible for that Medusa as well. You can see how potentially dangerous this could be. That’s why the Great Wizard, Ted the Off-White, hired me to steal your head. The Insane Knight has to keep thinking he is on a quest. If he is left to his own thoughts, The Gods only know what could happen.”

“The Insane Knight doesn’t have a beard, though,” Tlod said.

“So?” Montelban replied.

“All great wizards have beards. I’ll bet Ted the Off-White has a beard.”

Montelban stood up and dusted himself off. “Well, You have your head, I will take my leave.”

Before Tlod could stop him, he dropped a smoke bomb, but the smoke barely covered his feet, so he kicked Tlod and ran away.

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  1. The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Kicked him and ran away. LOL Love the series.

  2. The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 10 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Uh-oh. If Tlod has his head back, the Knight isn’t going to be on a quest anymore, and (if Montelban is to be believed), that could lead to some bad stuff.

  3. The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I agree with Kermit!

  4. The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yeah, I don’t know if I trust Montelban anymore. Tlod made a pretty good point about the beard. And his hasty exit while hilarious casts doubt into my mind about his sincerity.

  5. The Insane Knight Pillages a Village part 7

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yeah, I don’t know if I trust Montelban anymore. Tlod made a pretty good point about the beard. And his hasty exit while hilarious casts doubt into my mind about his sincerity.

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