Ficlets

“Dude, I got a rabbit.”
“A what?”
“A rabbit. You know. Long ears and puffy tail.”
“A rabbit?”
“Yup.”
“Why a rabbit?”
“You haven’t even seen it yet.”
“I know what a rabbit looks like. Why not a dog?”
“Aint no dog gonna compare to this rabbit.”
“Dogs rule over rabbits every day, including Sundays.”
“Heh. Come see my rabbit.”
“Dude, I think you lost it. Rabbits are boring. Dogs are cool.”
“We’ll see how you feel after you see my rabbit.”
“Fine. Show me this spectular rabbit you have.”

He turned the doorknob and pushed the door open.

“How do you like my rabbit?”
“Your rabbit rules.”