Dark Lord of the Underwear

by Compound Fracture

I sit near the back of the bus, and there is a guy colouring on his backpack. He’s obviously been working on it for quite some time. It’s covered in doodles espousing the graces of his favourite bands (“Canker Sore” and “Kill-Your-Parents”, or something like that). It’s actually pretty good doodling, considering the media and the environment in which he works.

Let’s see what he’s working on now, shall we. Ah. He seems to have taken up with the less savory factions of the underworld. He has drawn some disemboweled things, and an anarchy symbol. Brutal; but well laid-out. He has an eye for balance and form. He’s almost finished colouring in the title of this new masterpiece. A nice Gothic script that arcs across the entire back panel of the backpack. Let me just lean over inconspicuously and read what it says…

Uh-oh. It seems he’s made a little spelling error that might prove fatal once he arrives at school: ‘Minion of Satin’

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  1. Dark Lord of the Underwear

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAH !!

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    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Ah! Minion Of Satan! Be Gone! I Am A Daughter Of God!
    ~
    nice job, i liked how you described his doodles.. awesome job =]

  3. Dark Lord of the Underwear

    Compound Fracture's Buddy Icon Compound Fracture

    Posted 11 months ago

    This was an easy write. It’s a real event from my commute. Didn’t have the heart to tell the kid.

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    White Hat's Buddy Icon White Hat

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This points to a whole new area of inspiration for ficlets… websites like Overheard In New York.

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