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Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 9

by fluffy wolfman

So there I was, Barbie dolls EVERYWHERE !
Running through the woods I was,
Basking in the ambience of
Flies Dropping Like a sack of potatos
“HOW MANY ?” said Elvira, Mistress of the dark, as many as u can dream of time and time again…... LIP GLOSS FILLING THE area around me enclosed in this… this….. COINPURSE !!!!
in a ratio, 50% of Americans like to do the Cha-Cha down the street in
pretty pink tu-tus!!!
BORN FREE AS FREE AS CHICKEN FRIED BEANIE WEENIES !!!!!
“THOSE BEANIE WEENIES HAVE TO WAIT COLINAL !” said academy award winning actress Sissy Spacek…. THERE ’S THE PLOT ! sitting there, on the park bench! I was so mesmerised by the glow of 1 billion bunnies! I had to get out of there!

To

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Butterfly….

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 9

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    XD!!!!!!in a ratio, 50% of Americans like to do the Cha-Cha down the street in
    pretty pink tu-tus!!!

    luv eetttte!lawve aeets!

  2. Searching For A Plot In A Plotless Story 9

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 12 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahha keen13 stole my fav line!
    but this was still hilarious!

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