Ficlets

I’ve got a lot on my mind, mostly hats, but the occasional worry creeps up too. Everybody gets stressed sometimes, and there in lies the problem, to many conformists. What if nobody got stressed anytime? Someone’s got to break the cycle of this drone mentality, and that someone is you, by way of me commanding it.
The large (and possibly only) contributor to the negative mindset is negative thinking. So the obvious course of action would be to replace all of the minus signs in your brain with plus signs. It’s just that easy! However if this doesn’t work, more drastic measures may be necessary, such as analyzing your thought process, or retaking 10th grade algebra. Either way, i can guarantee a painful and humiliating experience that will almost certainly unearth repressed memories. Better out then in I always say!