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Unhappy people conclude that any trial they face will inevitably end in failure. This is most likely true, but that doesn’t mean you have to be aware of it. Through the miracle of unrealistic thinking, no situation becomes too great to manage.

Problem:

The bank says they’re going to foreclose your home.

Solution:

Take someone else’s!

Problem:

You can’t stop fighting with your wife.

Solution:

Buy a monkey!

Problem:

Grandma caught on fire.

Solution:

No she didn’t!

It’s out of the box thinking like this that will ensure both your mental health, and the financial success of the chimpanzee market nation wide.