Ficlets

” Oh my god honey get down here at once, don’t copy your father!” My wife yelled so loud that the whole crowd watching me and my friends could hear her and my face turned red.
“Jimmbo, you can’t do this with daddy,”
“Daddy pleassee..” Jimmy did his cute little puppy eyes, that was the advantage of being three so cute and little.
“Look, Jimmy this isn’t safe only grown ups can do this,” the way he looked when I said this was so sad. “Ok, fine,” I was going to be hanged by my wife. “Yay!” he started jumping up and down. I was going to jump off a building on to a trampaline with my toddler, just kill me now. ” Henery Gue, you’re up” the anoucer with the loud speaker said form way below. I grabbed my son ” Ready?” I said trying to act excited. then before he could say about going we went and flew alll the way down, his mouth hanging open . We landed on the trampuline “Henery what the hell were you thinking?’ this time she screamed.
“Can we do that again daddy? That was fun!” At least the kid backed me up.