Bumbo The Happy Wood Nymph [NaNoWriMo]

by THX 0477

Bumbo the happy wood nymph capered through a beautiful meadow. He carried with him his licorice banjo and a basket of doll heads. Obviously, he was on his way to meet Zinzin the magical stump toad.

Bumbo met Zinzin, and both did a boisterous bouncig dance of joy to be alive, in this sparkling purple forest, and together. The dance completed, the two bowed to one another and commenced their game of upside down checkers. Zinzin had the advantage, being lower than the game board.

However the game was interupted, as it often was, by the flying cow udders from the East. Milk flowed like rain, and cheese sprang up from every bit of bare sod. And then they all sang.

This was, frankly, an entirely typical dream for young Benjamin Caldwell. He was, to put it simply, an idiot. He was a ‘puddin head’, a buffoon, a dolt, and whatever other term you want to use for it. His little mind hardly grasped more than the two minutes on either side of right now. But at times like these, ignorance truly can be bliss.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Bumbo The Happy Wood Nymph [NaNoWriMo]

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 10 months ago

    Just trying to get things started. See, they don’t all have to be dark, mysterious, and serious! Come on. Have some fun, people.

  2. Bumbo The Happy Wood Nymph [NaNoWriMo]

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL , oddest thing you ever wrote,truly funny.

  3. Bumbo The Happy Wood Nymph [NaNoWriMo]

    Tiggerstripn2's Buddy Icon Tiggerstripn2

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    a little scary if you ask me
    i had to come back and read it again

  4. Bumbo The Happy Wood Nymph [NaNoWriMo]

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hah – too funny and what creative images!

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