Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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Simon’s knees hurt. In truth, he hurt all over, but his knees were the body part he was focused on right now.

They were all kneeling with their arms cuffed behind their backs in front of some ghetto-rigged altar: Blake, Angela, creepy Agent Winters (who Simon still didn’t trust, no matter how clueless she was), The Baron—who wasn’t so much kneeling, as he was slumped over—and himself. Lying nearby was a cop that had gotten worked over pretty good. His badge read “Crowe”, and Simon wasn’t sure if he was even breathing.

Simon noted bitterly that he was the only one gagged. They were probably afraid he’d call another kug, which wasn’t likely to happen. Simon’s kug calling days were behind him.

Up on the altar was Dr Gage, butt-naked and chained. She was kind of hot, for a dead lady. There were Dho-Nha equations scribbled all over her body. Dho-Nha? Not good. Somebody was trying to put something inside of Dead Girl, and they wanted it to stay in.

“Blurg,” Simon thought. “Maybe I should rephrase that.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted 8 months ago

    Simon’s a dirty, dirty man. But, then again, he did summon a succubus.

    And you get points for bringing Crowe back into the mix.

  2. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Dirty, dirty boy!
    ...I wonder if he uses AXE body wash…

    Anyway, I like how you’ve set the scene for the next…well, scene, by going into Simon’s head.
    5 stars, if it would work.

  3. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 8 months ago

    And the hits just keep on coming… Can’t wait to see what happens next.
    Damn it, when are they going to fix the rating system?!

  4. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 8 months ago

    OK, I couldn’t wait, so I wrote a sequel. ;)

  5. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted 8 months ago

    I’m thrilled, too, that Simon’s “kug calling days” are behind him—I’d worried that I’d let Simon off the hook too easily and not really done a good job of conveying the awfulness of what he’d resorted to: you’ve done a great job of continuing and expanding that theme. My hat’s off to you, and I’d give you five stars if only I could!

  6. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 8 months ago

    My goodness this story began many a ficlet ago. It would be exhausting to get caught up now but, wow. Tarzan, you and the rest here are in deep, like novella deep (maybe that’s an exaggeration). I’m new but I hope to one day write and be inspired as much as you are. bravo.

  7. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 8 months ago

    You, Mr. CMTKOM , are the master of descriptions. as in, “some ghetto-rigged altar” – colorful and, as always, a delightful read. – Yoda

  8. Simon, Dead Girl and the Ghetto-Rigged Altar of Doom

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ...I wonder if he uses AXE body wash…
    And this time the comments-rating goes to Fyora.
    .
    The beginning for this story really starts at: http://ficlets.com/stories/10848 but if you want the quicker version: http://ficlets.com/stories/11737

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