Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

by Phil

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Yog-Sothoth, ut-nabigash, ur-ralicthlia. Ra’lyeh trop thluhth frt gannuh.

“(unpronouncable dialogue that took centuries to speak)”, said Yog-Sothoth.

“(dialogue removed since reading it would cause intense brain damage and insanity)”, replied Cthulhu.

“Yeah, but (pungent joke, only found funny by the creatures that exist in the Outer Void, such as the Goat with a Thousand Young, Nyarlathop, removed since it would also cause insanity, though not brain damage)”, Yog-Sothoth quipped.

“ROFL,” said Cthulhu.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

    Coz's Buddy Icon Coz

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Reader’s note – spinning eyeballs and brain fever may result from unintentional transliteration of this story into (tongue of the dead frog people).

  2. Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    (positive comment that can’t be translated into man-tongue since it requires multiple mouths to pronounce it properly.)

  3. Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This was obviously found written in blood in the margins of the necronomicon, no doubt.

  4. Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

    Phil's Buddy Icon Phil

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Actually, it was written in the margins of the Voynich manuscript with girly, pink ink, and though most of the characters were unidentifiable hieroglyphs, linguists have noticed a preponderance of ‘i’s with hearts instead of dots.

    Much scarier than blood.

  5. Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

    MagicEightBall's Buddy Icon MagicEightBall

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I wonder, does Cthulhu know how to pronounce “ROFL”, and does he sound as much like the Hamburgler as I do when I say it?

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