I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

by Fyora Cartagan

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The classically stereotypical cowboy with a guitar that only knows 3 chords starts strumming his GEE -tar.

He leaned forward into the microphone and spoke, slowly in a Southern drawl. “This song…is dedicated to my favorite web-SAI-t, ficlets.com“

Then he moved away from the microphone and began to sing.

“Yea, I wish I had some comments on ficlets.“

He strummed his guitar, the audience hooted and “hollered.”

“Yea, I wish I had some comments on my little short stoh-rEES“

The cowboy looked up into the sky with his eyes shut as he sang “short stories,” looking as if he was going to cry.

“Yea, ‘n if I had some comments on ficlets“

The audience hooted and hollered “Yea-hoo”

“I wouldn’t be sittin here,“

The cowboy stopped playing.

“Writin’ this crappy song.“

The cowboy smashed his guitar on the stage and walked off, leaving behind the broken bits of wood that used to be his guitar.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 10 months ago

    This is so delightful, and funny.

  2. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted 10 months ago

    personal story, by any chance???foonay, I can tottally see this happening in my mind.
    5 STARS

  3. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 10 months ago

    hysterically funny and really bad country song lol. cool homage to our favorite site on the net.

  4. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 10 months ago

    Okay! Okay! We’ll comment! Just stop singing that song! I’m begging you! Here! Have a comment! Take it! Please! :)
    LOL

  5. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 10 months ago

    Mmm-mm-m-m-m, this PEE -can pie’ll getchya’ll’s GLU -cometer’s racin’! (Haha, inside family joke involving southern accents, hospitals, and Paula Dean).
    ~
    What a creative way to slip some not-so-subliminal messages in there.

  6. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 10 months ago

    Funny, unique, and I loved the ending. : ) * 5 Stars

  7. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 10 months ago

    very funny. but veeeeeery bad song, no offense =) 5*’s

  8. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 10 months ago

    Very funny. I could easily imagine this disgruntled singer (and it scares me that I get that joke, Stovohobo – my family loves to watch Paula Deene and I like to make fun of the way she says the word “boil”).

  9. I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficlets, the Musical

    Flame's Buddy Icon Flame

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    rofl that’s great! the only funny story i have is the one bout my class…i may type it on here one day, GREAT expressions u really inspired me -

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