All of the Other Reindeer

by SKermitgorf

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“Are we there yet?”

“No Donder, I’ll tell you when we get there.”

“How Long Santa, how Long will it take?”

“Comet, will you stop please, I’m trying to drive my sleigh tonight.”

“I’m hungry.”

“Cupid, you ate before we left, now cut it out already, we’re almost there.”

“I have to pee.”

“Geez, Blitzen, we’re flying over the Atlantic Ocean, just go now.”

“We should all just poo over the White House when we get there wouldn’t that be a hoot?”

“Vixen I can turn this sleigh around right now, do you want that?”

“No Santa.”

“Are we there yet?”

“Dasher, didn’t you hear what I said to Donder?”

“Sorry Santa, but Prancer was nibbling my ear.”

“Prancer knock it off. In fact all you other reindeer, not another word.”

“Rudolph, don’t shine your nose so bright, it’s hurting my eyes.”

“Dancer, just leave Rudy alone willya, I can’t take this any more. Next year I’m using the Jet Pack.”

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. All of the Other Reindeer

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 9 months ago

    Typing through tears!!! This was hilarious!

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    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great holiday fun. Nice style & well written!

  3. All of the Other Reindeer

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    wow. that was sooo funny! 5*’s

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    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 9 months ago

    lol next year i’m using the jet pack?!
    ~
    I TOTALLY AGREE WITH VIXEN ! DOWN W/ BUSH ! and what better way to put him down then to poo on him?
    this was hilarity – awesome job=]

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    m8ryx's Buddy Icon m8ryx

    Posted 9 months ago

    That’s awesome. You’d think he’d be less grouchy since iPods are so much easier to carry than bicycles.

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Highly amusing. And an impressive use of dialogue without any descriptive words outside of the quotes.

    LoA

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    howhardlifeis♥'s Buddy Icon howhardlifeis♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    this amused me..and believe me i’m not easily amused..very funny..and love the reference to the white house in the way that u did..

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    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ok, this is great. I love the song references like when santa says, “I’m trying to drive my sleigh tonight.”

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol! that was so funny! my mom was walkig by and she heard me randomly start laughing and she looked at me odd! lol!

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