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[Post-It] Post-Its: Polite Society

I keep a pad of Post-It Notes in a special pocket in my purse, and they have a special purpose.

If, for instance, someone should come up to me and ask for a scrap of paper to jot down a number, I say I don’t have one. It isn’t because I’m stingy. I just keep forgetting that, to everyone else, a Post-It is a piece of paper with convenient sticky backing.

For me, the Post-It Note is a weapon. It is the one thing that allows me to defeat my arch nemesis: the motion-sensing automatic toilet.

With Post-Its at my side, I can walk fearlessly where I once feared to tread, to the battleground that has frightened me away since childhood.

In I go. I unzip the purse. I pull out my Post-Its. I stick one over the sensor. I do my business. I take off the Post-It. The toilet flushes like a normal, sane toilet. I fold up the note and drop it in the trash on my way to the sink.

Now if I can stop yelling, “Victory is mine!” after one flushes at my command, they’ll let me back into polite society.

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[Post-It] Post-Its: Polite Society
realities
Posted 9 months ago

Very funny! That is one way to use a Post-It I would have never thought of! Great story!
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flute faerie
Posted 9 months ago

Very creative way to use a post-it!
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Tiggerstripn2
Posted 9 months ago

pretty funny, wait maybe it’s not? have we let you back into society yet?
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Saint Chuck
Posted 9 months ago

Haha love it. I hate when those automated monstrosities flush in the middle of…you know.
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Misheru O'ku
Posted 9 months ago

lol! post-its to the rescue
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SocccerISmyLIFE
Posted 9 months ago

lol! So original! deff. one of the best entrys!