Zooey's Black Friday Adventure (OTOC Challenge)

by Nouvelle Bardot

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Zooey had always been warned of the Day After Thanksgiving as if it were a plague or a tidal wave destined to kill tiny villages in small, third-world countries.

She decided it was high time to find out just what all the fuss was about. She ventured to Union Square, a highly corruptive and dangerous place this time of year, where thousands of deranged lunatics were bludgeoning each other with toasters and biting and snarling over trivial things like mittens and lemon zesters at Macy’s.

She then realized, this was the perfect time to fulfill her lifelong dream of owning a department store mannequin. With all the epic battles and discounts, it would be the perfect distraction to making her dream come true.

She found her mannequin on the first floor in the women’s department dressed in a red trenchcoat. The feet were attached to a little platform with wheels, so Zooey inconspicouously put sunglasses over the mannequin’s eyes and wheeled her casually through the battle, and out the door.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Zooey's Black Friday Adventure (OTOC Challenge)

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted 11 months ago

    HAHAHA ! I want to know what she named her mannequin.

  2. Zooey's Black Friday Adventure (OTOC Challenge)

    Mr Reeses 's Buddy Icon Mr Reeses

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol…thats hilarious but yet so awesome!!!! 5 stars

  3. Zooey's Black Friday Adventure (OTOC Challenge)

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 11 months ago

    lolol that’s hilarious!!!!

  4. Zooey's Black Friday Adventure (OTOC Challenge)

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 11 months ago

    where thousands of deranged lunatics were bludgeoning each other with toasters and biting and snarling over trivial things like mittens and lemon zesters at Macy’s.
    Yup, and then they got pissed about the coupons.
    ~
    Stealing a mannequin is wrong, though. And those precious little things are heavy.

  5. Zooey's Black Friday Adventure (OTOC Challenge)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 11 months ago

    since when do they have wheels? good thing she scouted first to find one WITH wheels. I thought maybe the feet would come off. Oh and I wonder how she got through the door without the security tags beeping, or the secret cops chasing her after being seen on camera from the hidden room? :) Loved the story!

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