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Backless Chaps

Ok, it all started when the fugly principal measured Tammy’s mini dress—I saw him put the ruler next to her thigh and he took way too long down there, he’s such a pervert. Anyway, her dress was way short so she was sent home to change “Into something more proper” the nasty principal said.
So she was like, “whatever” and turned from him with a whip of hair that sprung out real emotionally like a F-you.
Later that day she entered the school like a true diva, make up upped with glitter in her eyebrows, and when she busted into the bustling lunch room with assless chaps on everyone took notice.
To credit her class I must add that she had on tan spandex underneath. The hooting and hollering attracted all of the teachers within an earshot and before the good time could officially kick off Tammy was back in the principals office getting reamed.
After Thanksgiving break every girl, and a few fruity guys, rocked assless chaps. The seedy porn shop was unusually busy on Black Friday.

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Fyora Cartagan
Posted 10 months ago

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh dear… You really tickled my funny bone with this. I loved it.
I’m hoping it wasn’t based on a true story, though?
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Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 10 months ago

LOL ! I would have loved to have been in that lunch room; not to see her in the way the principal might, but to be in on the joke!
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Tad Winslow
Posted 10 months ago

Actually, I did get the idea from something I saw in the news. So, unfortunately yes this has some truth to it. lol
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Blusparrow
Posted 10 months ago

HAHA ! ROFL! that is so funny!
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MRay
Posted 10 months ago

Had she worn the backless chaps turned backwards, now THAT would have been something.
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One Time, One Chance
Posted 10 months ago

So she was like, “whatever” and turned from him with a whip of hair that sprung out real emotionally like a F-you.

i can do that too!
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ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!! this is HILARIOUS !
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wytherwings
Posted 10 months ago

LOL !!! that was so funny!!!
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howhardlifeis♥
Posted 10 months ago

hahahaha that was really funny…and it’s soo true that some priciples do that…our principle pulls out a ruler to check our skirt lengths..only thing is..she’s a nun..
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Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy
Posted 10 months ago

I’m still chuckling.
How clever.
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MeAndTheMoon
Posted 10 months ago

i really like the diction in this. it sounds like a kid’s thoughts…like catcher in the rye kind of perspective. very nice
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Sailor Emo
Posted 9 months ago

Thanks for the pickme up and congrats on winning this challange