Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

by SKermitgorf

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Kermitgorf, dat’s my name

ask me again , I’ll tell ya da same.

My peeps tell me dat I got game,

If you don’t agree dat’s a shame.

I’m known round here as Kermitgorf

I’m too darn tall to be a dwarf,

or dat golfing dude Dorf.

Kermtigorf dats my name,

If you dont remember it , you to blame

You’re just jealous cause my fame

Dis rap is what ya’ll call tame,

If you don’t like my rap, den you is lame.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 10 months ago

    I love it Kermitgorf – great words from a great wordsmith. Just read that your mother passed away – sorry for your loss, buddy. Nice gesture to dedicate your writing to her. Take care and keep writing! – Yoda

  2. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 10 months ago

    Glad to see you’re back ficleting. I missed reading your entrys. I’m sorry about your mother.

  3. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    insomniac's Buddy Icon insomniac

    Posted 10 months ago

    That… Is very interesting. Very good. :)

  4. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 10 months ago

    That made me laugh, Kermitgorf…a great rap (not that I’m one to judge, not having listened to rap…). I also just read about your mother—I’m really sorry, and I hope everything goes okay for you and your family. Yoda’s right, it’s a great gesture.
    LoA

  5. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 10 months ago

    Hilarious venturing into the vernacular of the culture of rap. Sheesh, I can’t even comment on rap without sounding snooty. Man, I gots problems, yo.
    LoA

  6. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 10 months ago

    lol, THX .

  7. Kermitgorf, Dat's My Name ( Yodaoncracks Rap Chllenge)

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    this made me laugh. hysterically.=D
    ~
    awmygaush, i’m sooo sorry about your mother. I second what everybody else says, it’s great that you dedicate your writing to her.

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