I was once a fig
That did a Jig
In the scariest wig
for the Lady of Tig

And I met a Li Wong
for a sixpenny Song
So it wasn’t too long
till becoming a Tong

Not that I care,
would anyone dare?
though it’s really not fair
when the assassins are there

Ah, but words do I hash
with this keyboard I bash
with the tardiest dash
to create so much trash

S.J. <—Still waiting for his intestines to come up through his throat and throttle him. :)