uh . . . i don't really know?

by Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

umm. . .

i shoulda changed my pen name,
cuz seriously, i got no game.
or rhymes, as you can see,
i’m such an idiot, obviously
im runnin outta rhymes,
but i got all o’ dis time.

my friends think i’m loco,
seriously, no joke-o?
i suck at rappin’
i doubt dat you’re clappin’.

like i deserve applause,
there’s nuttin i could think of to rhyme but paws.

wow, this is bad,
it’s makin’ me mad!

so i guess i’ll just give up,
yeah, that’s a good idea, yup.

i hope i didn’t kill you yet,
it’s not fatal, don’t fret.

although it is harmful,
ask my friend,

i broke her eardrums.

i should be ashamed,
but i’m not.

how nice.

those last lines didn’t even rhyme.

how sad

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. uh . . . i don't really know?

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 9 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahah
    i like this!

  2. uh . . . i don't really know?

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 9 months ago

    Pretty damned funny if you asked me!!!!

  3. uh . . . i don't really know?

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahahahahahahahahaha….My friends think I’m loco/Seriously, no joke-o? Can you say priceless-o?

  4. uh . . . i don't really know?

    howhardlifeis♥'s Buddy Icon howhardlifeis♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    funnnnnny!

  5. uh . . . i don't really know?

    Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3's Buddy Icon Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

    Posted 9 months ago

    just for the record, i didnt really break any eardrums.

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