Pet French Fry?

by someday_93

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Wow. I knew I shouldn’t have tried journal writing. I wasn’t even aware of what I was writing, and now that I look back at it…what was I thinking? Jorgepastalongjohnchickenfinger…What?

The composition notebook had looked so pretty at the store; the black and white cover and crisp, blank pages. I wanted so bad to be a writer. To fill up pages with my work. But instead…I write about a zookeeper who had a liger? I think possibly I have some issues.

“I’ll help interpret it,” my friend Sophia, the aspiring psychologist, told me. “Okay. Obviously, you’re upset that your name is so short, and you’re kind of hungry. You have some self-esteem issues…hence the ‘I feel so stupid.’ You’re hinting for people to buy you clothes for your birthday…and deep down, you’re tired of your whole ‘good girl’ thing, and just want to go party! Now, am I good, or am I good?”

I was left a bit speechless. “Um, Soph, maybe you should pick a new career?”

“Oh, and, you really want a pet french fry.”

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  1. Pet French Fry?

    SocccerISmyLIFE's Buddy Icon SocccerISmyLIFE

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    haha! this is funny and a great sequel.

  2. Pet French Fry?

    Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3's Buddy Icon Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

    Posted 8 months ago

    hahaha, thnx for keeping it funny, i actually think she’s a pretty good psycologist.
    that’s exactly wat i was thinking.
    btw i’m a size 2 if u know wat i mean.jk

  3. Pet French Fry?

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    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The last line just makes it.

  4. Pet French Fry?

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL !! what a great sequel for the challenge! your an awesome writer!

  5. Pet French Fry?

    `crayola.'s Buddy Icon `crayola.

    Posted 8 months ago

    that is awesome. so cute, funny and yea, that last line is just amazing.

  6. Pet French Fry?

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    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
    this is hilarity! i agree with Robotech_Master, the last line completes it.

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