Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

by MRay

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Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

1. You’re fat.

2. I stole your wallet.

3. I dented your car when I drove out of the Walmart parking lot.

4. As a waiter, you really suck. I’m only tipping you because I don’t want to appear cheap.

5. Turn off your damn cell phone…the movies about to start.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy's Buddy Icon Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Brilliant!

  2. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahahahahaahhahahahaa i love this!
    very.. blunt=]

  3. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 6 months ago

    hahha!!!

    i like 3

  4. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, I guess sometime’s it’s just better to bite your tounge.

  5. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 6 months ago

    Haha, nice…funny. Yeah, I agree with Saint Chuck.
    LoA

  6. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That’s just awesome.

  7. Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 6 months ago

    I clicked thinking I was about to enter another sentimental/deep/profound ficlet, and I found this. Glad I did!
    LoA

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