Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

by MRay

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Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me:

1. Wow…you’re good-looking.

2. I read your last novel and it was brilliant.

3. Without you, Ficlets would just dry up and blow away like dust on a deserted road leading to a dying town where nothing happens but old men and children sleep and dream of having something to read that you have written just for them.

4. I heard that Scalzi is jealous of you.

5. Your fly is open.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

    RndDolph's Buddy Icon RndDolph

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha!! Funny!!

  2. Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 6 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    ur funny.=]

  3. Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 6 months ago

    HAHA !!!

  4. Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 6 months ago

    Ficlets would be pretty sad without you.

  5. Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Without you, Ficlets would just dry up and blow away like dust on a deserted road leading to a dying town where nothing happens but old men and children sleep and dream of having something to read that you have written just for them.
    .
    Bit of a stretch to go so far into detail, but I adore it. I’m officially adding you as a contact as a result, too.

  6. Five Things No One Has Had the Guts to Tell Me

    wytherwings' Buddy Icon wytherwings

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHA that’s funny!!!!

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