Ficlets

“So let me get this straight,”said Taylor Hicks.”We are in the middle of a forest in Florida buliding a “decorate your own cookie store. Why?”
“Allow me to explain.”50 Cent began.
“No I will do it!”Shouted Dolly Parton.”So there’s boy named Tim.”
“Stop!It was not Tim!It was Franklin!She’s had 5”Fergie
interupted.
“5 what?”Asked Taylor.
“Cookies silly!” Fergie said.Taylor shrugged his shoulders and Dolly went on.
“So there was this little Franklin boy right?He loved to decorate cookies! Except one day a bus hit Franklin.Then little Franklin died. So now we are making this “decorate your own cookie store in his honor. Besides Texas is not a country!”Dolly screamed.
“Huh?”Asked Taylor.
“I told you she’s had 5!”Fergie said.
“Well why not pancakes and juice?”Asked Taylor.
“Allow me to explain again.He didn’t like any of those as much.”50 answered.
“Oh,that totally explains why we are in a forest buliding a store?”
“Yup!”Shouted everyone.
“This is an interesting group”Taylor said and shook his head.