A Scientologymas

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)

“Dad, why do we celebrate Scientology Day of Happiness? It’s really stupid..I mean an alligator brings our presents..c’mon!”

“Now, Suri you know daddy is trying to promote his new original religion. Don’t you like being different?”

“I think I’m different enough.. Think about it I’ve been in more tabloids then any of my rich toddler friends”

“Think about it, because of scientology you can speak like an adult”

“Does anybody even know what the hell scientology is!?!”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5

  1. A Scientologymas

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha.. contest not over yet. theres more entries on the 1st one i posted a month go,i re did it so id get more enrties.. yours is a funny !

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    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Ooh, this is a funny one…I like it!
    LoA

  3. A Scientologymas

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

    lol, this is really funny!

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    Funny but more of a joke/jab than a story.

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