If I Was A Girl...

by SKermitgorf

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My parents wanted a girl with each child they had, as luck would have it, five boys were born to them.

So if I was a girl.
My name would have been Terry.
If I was a girl, I would have gone to the senior prom, maybe I would not have been as shy growing up with 3 older brothers.(I did not go, to shy).

If I was a girl I would have gone to an all girls Catholic school, instead of an all boys school.

If I was a girl my best friends would still be Gary and Lisa.

If I was a girl, I’d probably be married with kids by now.

If I was a girl I may have gone shopping and other girly stuff with my mom, when she was able to.

If was a girl, I’d still have a passion for writing, but would be far better at the romance stories than I am.

If I was a girl I’d be a dancer, or a teacher instead of a painter/lawn care.

If I was a girl I’d have long black hair and drink Malibu bay breezes instead of rum & coke, and flirt with short Asian guys with glasses.

If I was a girl, I’d wish I was a boy.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. If I Was A Girl...

    The Girl of his Dreams...'s Buddy Icon The Girl of his Dreams...

    Posted 9 months ago

    hah good story.

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    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ecxellent.. hmm I wonder if i was a girl what would life have been like… very insightful what if story!

  3. If I Was A Girl...

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    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha, I like the last line

  4. If I Was A Girl...

    Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz's Buddy Icon Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz

    Posted 9 months ago

    I really like this, especially the last line. I’m glad I was able to inspire you.

  5. If I Was A Girl...

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    Funny thought process. I wonder how much was just as much, ‘what if I knew then what I know now’ versus ‘what if I were a girl’.
    LoA

  6. If I Was A Girl...

    Batak Beatrix's Buddy Icon Batak Beatrix

    Posted 9 months ago

    Hm, you know…as a girl, this story is making me feel slightly retaliatory…

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    Posted 9 months ago

    aww u didn’t go to senior prom..lol but that might not have changed if you were a girl..i like the last line..as everyone else has already said..=)

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    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 9 months ago

    wow that took guts! I couldn’t write something like this. I would have no idea how to write it. I dont want to imagine life as a member of the oposite sex.

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

    Hahaha I love the last line. And the part about flirt w/ asian guys w/ glasses. lol.

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    Cat the Dancing Mouse's Buddy Icon Cat the Dancing Mouse

    Posted 9 months ago

    I love how the story ends…and the part about flirting…That was really great :)

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