The alternative future of Spider Pig

by The Dod

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“Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
digs whatever a spider digs.
never swings, only digs,
and then he eats it like a pig”...

Tears welled in Homer’s eyes as he was making this up. This pig wasn’t indeed any good for nothing (“Does it means it is good for something?”, he thought, but the brain cell responsible for multiple negations overheated).

One thing he knew. This pig was certainly not half as good as a spider who could dig, swing, spin, eat and have many different looks (if you colored it precisely enough).
“That’s it”, he’s decided at last. “I’m going back to Krusty’s to trade it for a proper spider”.

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  1. The alternative future of Spider Pig

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahahahahahaha soo funnny….Love it…and also love the title

  2. The alternative future of Spider Pig

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 7 months ago

    Funny…really funny! This made me laugh, but poor pig! I felt sorry for him!
    LoA

  3. The alternative future of Spider Pig

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 7 months ago

    Very odd, but an amusing little train of thought.
    LoA

  4. The alternative future of Spider Pig

    The Dod's Buddy Icon The Dod

    Posted 7 months ago

    You felt sorry the pig after (or maybe before) all he did to the environment and to Homer?

    The crazy old man’s prophecy was true. This pig was as evil as EPA and DEA combined. They would never push Homer into a raging mob of boy scout archers, unless he was working for some other agency ;)

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