Last man on earth [minimum length challenge]

by The Dod

The last living man hated the door bell. “Go away woman” he said

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  1. Last man on earth [minimum length challenge]

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious! I am sure he also hated a ringing phone.

  2. Last man on earth [minimum length challenge]

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    Ha Ha! Yeah, and he had super strong locks on his windows and doors so he could sleep at night. And Guards. Guard dogs. Guard Spiders and Snakes.

  3. Last man on earth [minimum length challenge]

    The Dod's Buddy Icon The Dod

    Posted 6 months ago

    Spiders and snakes are more reliable than dogs. It’s harder for women to charm them.

    Anyway, nothing would help. If a woman wants to get a message across, she can always Morse code the text with precise timing of grenades and mortar shells (for the dashes).

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