The Killer Queen (quiz challenge)

by Batak Beatrix

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Moored off the coast of Australia, Batak put her feet up on the back of her black yacht and smiled. A year ago she had somehow managed to lose everything save her computer in a fire, and here she was now – the host of a ridiculously successful archaeology show on the Discovery Channel and winner of a 20 million dollar lottery prize. It wasn’t all luck though. After discovering the lost library of Alexandria, everyone wanted a piece of her time. So…she bought the yacht and moved. Now the only person who could pull her away would be Queen Elizabeth I. Because that was going to happen. She might as well start a clothing line called “Killer Queen”.

She sighed, reveling in the life of luxury, remembering the days when she had to worry about student loans and graduate school. It all seemed so silly now. She knew that one day she’d have to worry about an heir for her fortune, but by then it was possible she would have enough to splurge on inventing a method of male impregnation…

Hm..there’s a thought.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Killer Queen (quiz challenge)

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 6 months ago

    QE the 1st—funny reference.
    I’d like to see where this is going, but alone it is a good character sketch.

  2. The Killer Queen (quiz challenge)

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Omg! Queen Elizabeth!!!!!

  3. The Killer Queen (quiz challenge)

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nearly choked on my gummi bears at that last line. You rock! Awesome!
    LoA

  4. The Killer Queen (quiz challenge)

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted 6 months ago

    Hah! I would love to invent a way to have male impregnation! that would be so funny. Then theyed have to change the teen pregnancy ads.
    Hm..there’s a thought.

  5. The Killer Queen (quiz challenge)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    That totally rocked! I’d award you some kind of prize if it were in my power. :)

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